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The Horrific Evil Monsters (2021)

Highly Hilarious , Monstrously Horrific , & Indisputably Epic !!!

[10/10 · 11 June 2021]

From the Mind of Diligent & Dedicated Film-Maker Adam Steigert & brought to Fascinating Fruition , this Apocalyptic Tale delves into Demons , Monsters , Biblical Forewarnings , & the upcoming Armageddon , all with a tongue-in-cheek & laid-back style , allowing this Extremely Talented crew of actors to bring out their special & unique qualities of portraying their Roles ; & the result is luminous Genius !

This Epic Begins with Introducing Us to the Stars of this Grand Tale : Jennie Russo cloaks her unblemished beauty & seethes her voice as 'OLCAY' aka 'Conquest' , the Terrifying Leader & the Meanest of the Prophetic '4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse' . No One on this Planet could possibly bring more life to this comprehensive role ! Clad as a Spartan Warrior , Jason John Beebe portrays the vengeful 'Marcos' aka 'War' to perfection . Michael Zsiros nails his role as the bedecked in formal attire : 'Death' ; & Gregory Blair weaves his magic as the Mummified Reptilian-like 'Famine' . Gregory Slithers & Slides through his performance like a Serpentine-God !

Heading up the Good Guys is Christopher Brechtel as the once living 'Mick' , who enlists Brawny Bishop Stevens as 'Alex Creed' , who makes his appearance alongside Dawna Lee Heising on a Cooking Show . Dawna is 'Winney Swinney' , who looks like Suzi-Homemaker but sounds like a combination of Joan Rivers & a Screeching Train ; & that Laugh ..... Ugggh .... You've gotta see Bishops Reactions to Dawna .... Priceless & Hilarious ! Kaylee Williams shines as a lab-Created Flesh Eating Zombie named 'Anna' ; Will Nemi is the other-worldly bookworm 'Obji' ; Dearly Departed Michael O'Hear is the mostly human 'William Sanders' , Wolf Courtesy of Keith Lukowski ; Norman Queeno is the murderous & somewhat human 'Gore' ; Lovely Xia Orozco is the Mysterious 'Mrs. Unknown' ; & Sean C. Sanders is the Ultimate 'Grim Reaper' .

Look for Adam Steigert as the 'Shadow' of 'Father David' , Kristen Steigert in assorted roles , Young Haley Grogan , Sheri Fairchild & Frank Nicosia as members of the Stage Crew Cooking Show & 'Georgina' & 'George' , who encounter Marcos' Wrath ; & Melodie Roehrig & Chris Barbis as the Young Lovers : 'Samantha' & 'Greg' .

Stick Around During the Credits to catch some other Gems & see Beautiful Jamie Miller in what appears to be a Coming attraction of Adam Steigert's Up-Coming Series : " A Grim Mini Series : Final Fracture " , Starring Jamie , Melodie Roehrig , Sean C. Sanders , & Haley Grogan !

I was lucky enough to see this at a Special Premier , so as of right now it's not readily available ; but hopefully soon it will be released on the Big Screen , where it can be seen in all its Glory , while I await my DVD ! .... Don't Miss It !!!

40uR (2021)

A Coven of Disagreeable Souls makes for a Very Agreeable Watch !

[10/10 · 11 June 2021]

Charles Chudabala lights it up with his short Horror Film : " 40uR " !

Starring Gorgeous Jennifer Nangle as the Coven Leader 'Janelle' , Erica Curry as 'Elyse' , Alex Hogy as 'Dominic' , Charles as 'Christopher' , & Joe Filippone as the Unexpected 'Shadow Person' !

Short , Deadly , & to the Point ..... & I LUV Jennifer Nangle !

Canaan Land (2020)

An Entertaining Look at Religion : The Power of Prayer , & the Hope of Redemption !

[10/10 · 3 June 2021]

In his first major Film Presentation , veteran actor Richard Rossi portrays 'Brother Billy' the most prolific religious Con-Man since Burt Lancaster's 1956 performance in " RAINMAKER " , which puts him in pretty prestigious Company ! He's a Drifter , a Swindler , & a Thief : & he sets his eyes on ensnaring 'Sister Sara Sunday' & Her Truly Religious & Philanthropic Ministry . The Good Sister is played by Screen Legend Rebecca Holden ; & She does so Flawlessly !

In one of the most amusing scenes , the wholly Desirable & Lovely Dawna Lee Heising displays Her Bounteous Comedic Skills as 'Connie' , the Rich , Mansion Living , Beverly Hills Beauty that Billy has Bedded & Fleeced before being exiled . Another of Billy's Gorgeous Conquests is Mila Perkins as 'Pary' , who he merely relieves of Her Jeep . All His other dalliances are revealed throughout this light-hearted religious-romp , as are the people that he just used & screwed-over .

Incredibly Lovely Alex Rinehart makes an appearance as 'Angel' ; & that She Truly is ; & Gorgeous Ramiara Eve is an Investigative 'Reporter' , Hot on Billy's Tail !

There is a massive amount of Special Guest STARS Personal Appearances , beginning with The Original Wonder Woman HerSelf : Lynda Carter ! Others are : Louis Gossett Jr. , Kathy Garver - 'Cissy' from "Family Affair' , Karolyn Grimes - Zuzu from " It's a Wonderful Life " .... Remember 'Zuzu's Petals' ? ; & Many More !

It actually makes a Great Christmas Season Movie ; but it's religious pontifications can be pondered all Year Long !

How does it all turn out ? ... Does Love Win ? ... Can Devine Love replace Carnal Pleasures ? ..... All will be Revealed in the End !

As for me , ,,,, I'm More than Happy to Watch a Movie with Rebecca Holden , Lynda Carter , & Dawna Lee Heising in it All Day Every Day .... They are All just as Beautiful & Magnificent Today as They were when I first saw them on Screen .... Maybe even More-so !!!

Make Your Choice Now to enter " Canaan Land " ! You won't regret it !!!

Rattlers 2 (2021)

It Shakes , Rattles , & Rolls with Exciting Serpentine Fright & Fear !

[10/10 · 2 June 2021]

Dustin's " Rattlers 2 " is Surely the case where the sequel surpasses the original ! The Story is set 45 years after Man first encountered these rather Repulsive Reptiles ; & they're even more aggressive & savage today !

Mr. Ferguson shines a light on Lee's Tale of Terror with great camera-work , sound , & special effects ! A Fabulous Cast is assembled ; & each & every actor fits their role Perfectly !

Legendary Actor Mel Novak seems to have traded in his Amazing Martial Arts & Adventure Roles for portraying menacing & unscrupulous politicians & business-men ; & here , as 'Commissioner Lewis' , he sets a new standard for cut-throat operatives !

Some of the Most Talented , Attractive , Diligent Actresses working Today adorn this Cast . Dawna Lee Heising plays 'Lindsay' , the mother of Tom Lee , played by Shawn C. Phillips . Iconic Brinke Stevens , as 'Rebecca' , takes an interrupted bath . Julie Anne Prescott , as 'Jessica' , has a love-making session disturbed ; Jennifer Nangle sets my heart aflutter as the celebrant 'Sally' !

Beautiful Mercedes Peterson , with Her flowing locks , plays the Heroic 'Dr. Kaye' , Lovely Tatiana Larrea is 'Melissa' , Horror Staple Dawn DuVurger is the HardHat 'Dawn' , Geovonna Casanova is 'Sam' , & Allie Perez is 'Ally' ! Peter Stickles is 'Morris' , Pat Kusnadi is 'Pete' , "Knife" Sotelo is 'Marcus' , Joshua Moomey is 'Adam' , Eric Larsen is 'Mike' , & Ronnie Angel's here too .

The Local Sheriff's Department is well represented by multi-talented Erik Anthony Russo & D. T. Carney as 'Sheriff Wilson' ; the always sensational Thom Michael Mulligan is 'Bridger' , the work site foreman !

I Strongly urge You to buy the DVD ! There's Plenty of Extras , Including Trailers , Up & Coming Attractions , & The Grand Gentleman of Gore & Horror , Lee Turner , with a Peak into " AFTER HOURS CINEMA " ; & His Beautiful proteges & Horror Hostess Pamela Sutch & Monica Hayes are here as well !

" RATTLERS 2 " is all you'll ever need for a Terror-Laden Night of Fun ! Look for it ToDay !!!!

Claw (2017)

A Terrific Slasher/WhoDunIt with a Startling Twist !

[10/10 · 1 June 2021]

There's a rash of Bloody Killings in an Upstate New York Town , for No apparent reason ...... or is there ?!

" CLAW " Boasts an exceptional Cast of relative newcomers : Justin Pavia as the milquetoast 'Kevin' & Lina Tanille as the studious serial-killer aficionado 'Tiffani' ; & the third top star is someone who's synonymous with great acting talent & Beauty beyond compare : Tina Krause as the fun-loving , slightly mischievous , & downright Horney 'Ella' ; & if your not yet familiar with Ms. Krause , this is a fine movie to watch to catch up .

Prominent Actor & Indie Star Big Tim O'Hearn is the lecherous & slightly scary Cab Driver escorting the Trio to the B&B in the rural Town of Swamp Hollow . He seems to set the tone for the evil misgivings to follow . Anthony Edward Curry is the local bartender 'Steve' , who Ella has taken a Fancy to .

Sarah Constable plays the local girl 'Sandy' , who is partial to Sex & Money ; & Stunning Sam Carlsson Velasco is 'Gina' , the young lady that's seemingly senselessly Murdered at the beginning of the flik . Barbara Gjelaj is utterly frightening as the good looking 'Gypsy' . Robert Beach is Ella's ex-boyfriend 'John' ; & David Palmieri , himself , rounds out the small but superb Cast as the 'Drunk' hitting on Tiffani .

There's just the right amount of blood & gore & the music sets a good mode to the film , except , of course , for Kevin's singing . The Tale flows along nicely , with just enough humor to keep your senses from getting burned out .

A Fine Job by all & special Accolades to David Sterling & David Palmieri for a Fabulous OverAll Film ; & a Special Thank You to Tina Krause .... For being Tina Krause !

Zombi VIII: Urban Decay (2021)

Everything Comes Alive with Zombie Fever in this Dustin Ferguson Original Feature !!!

[10/10 · 31 May 2021]

A Woman sets off to the remote & desolate isle of Matool in each of Her missing Father ; & She returns with Him unleashes a dreaded Virus upon an unsuspecting World ! It's not long before a Zombie Hord is Terrorizing the Lands !

The Star of this alarming Epic is Jennifer Nangle as 'Hannah' . Miss Nangle is Full-Figured , Fine , & Freaking Gorgeous ! She also happens to be among the Premierly Accomplished Actresses working today ! Her less-than-appreciative Dad is the Bloodied Noel Jason Scott .

Iconic Mel Novak is the unscrupulous 'Governor Hadley' & Tina R. Zamora is the Mysterious Island Native .'Moondog Blackfeather' .

There's Victims galore including : a Red-Haired Julie Anna Prescott , the Blonde Ashley Morgan Kilbride , & the Sultry Lilian Mortis aka Samantha McCullough , along with Beautiful Geovanna Casanova .... lovely & talented Ladies All . The men include Shawn C. Phillips , Ken May , Erik Anthony Russo , Robert Lankford , Pat Kusnadi , Ronnie Angel , & "Knife" Sotelo . Even 'Dark Infinity' makes an appearance an 'Uber Driver' .

Whether You're looking for a Chilling Horror Thriller , a Comedy Respite , or just a Good Old Fashioned Enjoyable Flik ..... Look No Further ..... Catch Dustin Ferguson's Burgeoning Cult Classic at Vimeo or wherever you can possibly find It ...... & Look out for All of Dustin's Fine Array of Films !

Bloody Nun 2: The Curse (2021)

A Demon Hunters Delight !!!!

[10/10 · 31 May 2021]

It's the Tale of a Demon Hunter who tracks a couple of them to a House of Ill-Repute . There's a Trail of Scares , Fun , & even more Demons along the way !

'Sandoval' The Demon Hunter is portrayed by Mark C. Fullhardt . Writer/Director Will Collazo Jr. Refers to Mr. Fullhardt as Handsome , Debonair , & Swashbuckling : & I agree .... He reminds me of a combination of Dean Martin & Errol Flynn ... bearing in mind that they would both be over 100 if they were alive today ! Incredibly Alluring Natalie Peri plays his apprentice 'Faith' , who so much wants to join him on his Demon Hunt ; & She's as Talented as She is Beautiful !

The Bordello is headed by Garlan Green as the Diabolical 'Mr. Draven' & his wife is Margaretha Zsahlen . Their Harem consists of the always Entertaining & Ever-Lovely Tina Krause ,as Energetic & Engaging 'Tiffany' & Gorgeous Jen Elyse Feldy as the reluctant trull 'Heidi' !

That Beautiful British Angel Laura Ellen Wilson fits right in as 'Ella' of the ' Ella's Paranormal Investigations " Podcast ; & Madeline Brennan plays a particularly Tempting 'Demon' ! The other Demons are Jessica Collazo as 'The Nun' , Angie Hansen as 'Bloody Mary' , & Christian Di Lalla as The 'Bloody Nun' & as a wayward Priest . The other Priests are John Ward as 'Father Gordon Herschell' & Jose Otero as the Soul Saving 'Father Mateo' .

The Clients List of Horndogs include Kyle Rapport as the goofy 'Dewey' , Will Collazo Jr. As 'Maldito the Clown' , Laurence Chavis as 'LT' , Victor Ducos as 'Kato' , & Paul Faggione as 'Enzo' . Reprising their Roles from the original " Bloody Nun " are Shawn C. Phillips as the 'Video Blogger' & Carl J. Grasso as 'Hunk' .

Just so you all know that it's a Quality Production : Jeff Kirkendall , Mark Polonia , & David Sterling were all involved with the making & distribution of this fascinating film ; & although it's not necessary to the plot , I suggest that you watch " Bloody Nun ' along with " Bloody Nun 2 The Curse " for a Memorable Evening of Frights & Fun !

Witches Blood (2014)

An Evil SpellBook , a Coven of Witches , a Horde of Zombies , & a Murderous Sheriff .... Now that's a Winner !

[10/10 · 25 May 2021]

A slightly convoluted tale of Horror Hijinks that is well worth a watch or two . It involves the search for & possession of a Witches SpellBook , with numerous Monstrous Encounters along the way .

It Stars the lovely young Kimberly Graf as the Bloody Sinister 'Mary Horror' / 'Ann Stephens' , the current possessor of the Book & the Head of the creepy coven . Joe Parascand is Spot-On as the 'Sheriff Thomas Walker' , the Killer Cop , who I do believe : turns in a higher body count than all the other Monsters combined !

The always incredible Genoveva Rossi portrays 'Sarah the Witch' with that special energy , that She always brings to Her Roles , while donning Her glorious hooded crimson cape ; & She's among the small contingent of Mary's Coven which also includes Cheryl Downey as 'Rose' & Deana Demko as 'Rebecca' !

That indefatigable Indie Icon Edward X Young plays the bare-chested & bellicose Crazy 'Uncle John John' , as only he can . Also making an appearance is the small in stature but hugely Talented John Link as the devious 'Marty Perkins' !

As a matter of fact , there's a treasure-trove of Talented Indie Actors & Actresses included Underground Hit , Including : That Hot , Beautiful , & Talented Duo of Heather Drew & Missy Heather Byron as 'Heather & Missy The Night Hunters' , writer , director , & actor Tom Ryan as 'Jerry Jones' , comely Camilla Hatslett aka Roxsy Tyler as a 'Bernardsville Townie' , remarkable FX man K. J. Hopkins as 'Dr. Zombie' , Shawn C. Phillips as 'George Swayze' , & scads More !

'Freddy' Himself , Robert Englund makes a Cameo appearance , as does Super-Star John Heard ! Heck , there's even a photo of Tromaville's Lloyd Kaufman ; & it's not on a Wanted Poster , as You might expect !

All & All , It's a Fine Horror/Comedy Near Classic Film ; & I'd love to see More of Writer/Director Ryan Scott Weber's Work , so someone Please contact him & Plead my Case !

Before I go , I want to give a Special Thanks to Beautiful Alicia Bednarski for providing the closest thing to Nudity as the stunning 'Bikini Betty' !

Irrational Fear (2017)

Writer/Director Hunter Johnson Rations the Fear , The Blood , & The Gore Perfectly in " IRRATIONAL FEAR " !

[10/10 · 23 October 2020]

Charles Chudabala exhibits an Amazing Performance as the Helpful , Considerate , & Understanding 'Dr. Sanders' , who Treats People's Phobias & takes some Promising Clients & Students on a Field Trip into the Woods for Therapy ! The small & UnEtusiasic Crew include : Baker Chase Powell as 'Zach' , an exceptional Student , who looks up to Dr. Sanders as a Mentor , wants to follow in his foot-steps , & feels that he has already Conquered His Fears . There's also Lovely Leah Wiseman as 'Taylor' , who Hates to be Touched , but is preparing for a Budding Relationship with Zach . Cati Glidewell Shines as 'Helen' , whose Fear of Water may be well understood ; & there's the None-Too-Bright after & Son Team of Kaleb Shorey as the Germ-a-phobe 'Jake' & Tom McCarthy as his Dentist Fearing Father 'Nate' . Next up is Mathias Blake as the High-School Athlete 'Nate' , with his own Problems . Finally there's the Incredibly Talented Jennifer Nangle , who happens to be Among the Most Beautiful Women making Film Today , as 'Kelly' , who has a Fear of being Ugly ... which makes sense Once You Realize that All Women are " NUTS " ! Soon enough on their Journey , people start going up Missing & Whoever or Whatever is perpetrating these Deedsis using the Victim's Fears as a Means of Assault ! The Whole Cast portrays their respective Characters To-A-Tee & the Story Flows like the Dead Sea , with some fabulous scenery , intermittent Action , & enough Laughs to get You through this Ghastly & Frightful Fi8lm ! Don't give into Your Fears & Pass on this Gruesome Epic ! Instead Embrace Your Fear , Dive Head-First into this Blood-Soaked-Saga & You may Conquer Some of Your Own FEARS !

The Amityville Harvest (2020)

A New Twist on a Horror Franchise that will Leave You Gasping for Breath !

[10/10 · 22 October 2020]

International Star Sadie Katz leads a Fine Team of Actors & Actresses in Thomas J. Churchill's "The Amityville Harvest " ! She Stars as 'Christina' , who along with her Teenage Sister 'Nancy' , portrayed by Lovely Young Alexa Pallerin , & Her Loyal Crew visit an Old Mansion attached to a Funeral Home for a Documentary . Kyle Lowder is Hauntingly Intimidating as 'Vincent Miller' , the Owner , who along with Yan Birch as 'Clyde' , Icon Eileen Dietz as the frail & feeble 'Mrs. O'Brien , & assorted attendants & Minions ! Christina's Film Crew Consists of Ultra-Gorgeous Johanna Rae as 'Janet' , Paul Logan as 'Robbie' , Brandon Allan Smith as 'Cosmo' , Eva Ceja as 'Lexi' , & George W. Scott as 'Ottis' , who brings the Light-Hearted Levity Needed to get US through the Fright-Filled Film ! Then there's Keavy Bradley , who with Her Blonde Hair , Light Skin , & Dark Eyes cuts a Stunning Figure as 'Lana' ; & Beautiful & Sensual-Beyond-Compare Julie Anne Prescott portrays the Kinky Sex-Seeking Sex-Kitten 'Ditta' , who along with Her Lover-De-Jure 'Frankie' , a role fit handsomely by Nicholas Waters . Attempt the much sought after , But often Ends in Disaster , Funeral-Home-Tryst ! Despite all these winsome ladies in the Movie , there's No Nudity & No Excess Blood & Gore , although it does have its Fair Share , making it a Fine Film to Watch along with Your Fear & Fright Seeking Family , Friends , & Neighbors ! It's well worth the few shekels that you have to plunk down to Watch ; & should be Savored like a Fine Wine &/Or a Nice Goblet of Blood !

Amityville Island (2020)

This is a Fantasy Island of Fun , Sun , & a Cavalcade of Monsters !

[10/10 · 18 October 2020]

Mark Polonia has an Amazing Knack for combining Horror Genres in a Tongue-In-Cheek Nostalgic Manner ; & 'Amityville Island' may be the wildest installment yet ! There's man-made Monsters , a Demonic Doll , a Possessed Mom , some Dreadful Surprises , & a Man-Eating-Shark Controlling the Waters ! Lovely Jamie Morgan begins the Festivities as 'Kelly Jo Knight' , a Loving Mother of four with a Dead Husband Overseas , who watching over her family as Best She can until the inevitable happens & She winds up on Death-Row with the Beautiful Danielle Donahue as the Volatile Arsonist 'Renata' ! The Man who excels at playing Mad-Scientists , Jeff Kirkendall , is at his Very Best as 'Dr. Ormand' ; & James Carolus masters the role of 'Dr. Tyler' , an Evil Degenerate with a Taste for his Subjects . Titus Himmelberger is 'Eric Cates' , a Reporter trying to uncover the goings on of Amityville Island ; & Steve Diasparra as 'Ellison' & Tim Hatch as 'Hayden' are the Muscle for their Crooked Racketeer 'Boss' portrayed by Mark Polonia Himself . Eolie Canales is superb as the Dazed & Confused Real Estate Agent 'Nikki McPartland' , Provocative Marie DeLorenzo is the Diturbed 'Melanie' , & Alluring Cassandra Hayes as the Penitent 'Tamika' or 'Tammy' to Dr. Tyler ! If Your Not a Fan yet of Polonia Brothers Films , This is a Great Introduction into their Wonderful World ; & if You already are , You know the Joys to Expect , & Here they are A'Plenty !

Shark Encounters of the Third Kind (2020)

A SyFy/Sea Adventure for US Merry Seekers of All Ages !

[10/10 · 18 October 2020]

Among the Finest Actresses working today , Indie or otherwise , Gorgeous & Talented Jennie Russo heads the Cast of this Polonia Brothers Expose' of Frights , Fun , & Freakin' Action & Explosians ! The Cinematography is Brilliant ..... Vivid Photography & the Bright Colors of Nature Contrasted with Blood , Body Parts , & some Extraterrestrial Ugliness . The Tale is sorta a combination of 'Jaws' , 'Aliens' , & a 'Bob Hope Movie' , ... Heck , there's even an Homage Line of the Late Great Roddy Piper's thrown into the Mix , & it all works Perfectly Together , with all the loose ends tied up in the End , If Your Paying Attention ! Ms. Russo plays 'Dr. Kay Radtke' , a Psychiatrist that returns to the Family Home to continue her father's Practise ! Titus Himmelberger is 'Alan Cason' , who's kinda like a Cop looking into the local Mayhem ; & Yolie Canales is Fabulous as Kay's 'Mom' . The Team of Jeff Kirkendall & Mark Polonia portray a team of Treasure Hunting Pirates ; & Lovely Natalie Hallead is the Cat Loving 'Camilla' . The rest of the tremendous Cast is comprised of Polonia Brothers Staple , including Steve Diasparra , Kate Farber , & Kathryn Sue Young . It's all Great Fun ; & a chance to just sit back & enjoy a Film & Not have to think & over-think every word spoken ! My one regret is that there's a Beach , the Seas , a Boat , & the Sands & No-One thought to Put a Bikini on the Amazing Jennie Russo ; But there is one Lovely Young Bikini-Clad Beach Babe with Flowing Blonde Hair that's caught between a Shark & Hard-Place that somewhat makes up for it ! Watch it at Amazon Prime Video & Pray with me for its quick DVD Release !

The Barge People (2018)

A Light-Hearted Boat Trip Turns Deadly when The Incestuous-Mutant-Cannibals Show Up !

[10/10 · 15 October 2020]

That British Beauty Kate-Davies Speak Dazzles the Screen with Her Talent & Athletic Ability as The Star 'Kat' , who along with Her Boyfriend 'Mark' Portrayed by Mark McKirdy & Her Sister 'Sophie' & Her Lover 'Ben' , played respectively by Natalie Martins & Matt Swales ! They're floating along swimmingly , with just some minor complaints & squabbles , until they run-into Makenna Guyler as 'Jade' , Kane Surry as Her Bunk-Buddy 'Ricky' , & Her Younger Brother'Max' , portrayed by Harrison Nash . Also Appearing are Emma Spurgin Hussey as 'Rosemary' the Hay-Seed Pub Owner , Bar-Maid & Barrington De La Roche as 'The Elderly Man' , & Tim Cartwright as the Barge Owner 'Albert' . The Whole Cast puts up Stella Performances . There's No Over-Acting or just walking through the Roles , as some do in a Brutal & Bloody Horror Hit such as this . Director Charlie Steeds does a Fabulous Job of bringing Christopher Lombard's Amazing Script , & the Camera Work is excellent , Capturing Scenic Nature as the Boat Floats along the River , until the Action Begins , where You'll have plenty of Shocking Activity occupying Your Thoughts ! You'll have to Watch it YourSelf to experience the Dread & Despair ; & View to the End for it's Climatic Conclusion ! I will tell You one thing though .... Those Suckas are Hard to Kill ! This UK Export is Available in the States on Blu-Ray , Dvd , & VOD at Amazon .... See You There !

The Special (2020)

B. Harrison Smith's "The Special" is Far Beyond Special , it's an EXTRAVAGANZA !

[10/10 · 13 October 2020]

Davy Raphaely is 'Jerry' , a Lucky Man with a High Paying Job , a Luxurious Home , & an Insanely Beautiful Wife who Loves Him : but suspects She may have cheated on him . David Sheridan as his best Friend 'Mike' , takes him to a Bordello to get even for this supposed indiscretion . Susan Moses is 'Madame Zhora' , who runs the CatHouse , Doubles as a Psychic , & may join in the Sordid Festivities on a Crowded Night ! Zhora's Sexy & Amorous Ladies are Janae Palmer as 'Syn' , Aleksandra Svetlichnaya as 'Nada' , & Christina DiNicolo as 'Erin' ; & Doug Henderson is the Madame's Brawny Bouncer 'Ivan' . Drop-Dead Gorgeous Sarah French is the wife 'Lisa' , who recently learned that She's Pregnant ! The Relationship gets strained very quickly when the Seeds of Distrust & a Disturbing Lust are Sown ! Tony Barber plays the un-caring 'Manager' of a Seedy Hotel , Sheri Fairchild Shines as the hotel 'Cleaning Lady' , who knows that something nefarious is a-foot , & Nic Detorie is the Ever-Smiling 'Dick the Salesman' . There's Mystical Happenings that lead to Mass Murder & a Serial Killer ! There's a Giallo Tone to this Terrifying Horror Flik that contains the Meanest & most Brutal Monster of All ... MAN ! In Fact I've watched Horror Movies , Gangster Films , & Slice & Dice Cinematic Treats ... Heck , I even watched " ICHI " , & I've never had a More Virulent Loathing & Hatred of a Villain as I have watching the Waste-of-Life Villain in " The Special " ! Don't Delay ! Grab a Seat & Don't Miss a moment of this Glorious Marvel of Terror ; & let the Hating Begin !

The Landlady (2013)

The First Lady of British Cinema Caroline Munro is at Her Diabolical Best as " THE LANDLADY "

[10/10 · 11 October 2020]

It's an Original & Light-Hearted but Brutally Bloody Short Film , Containing even Shorter Episodes The Landlady Subtly Enforcing Her 4 Little Rules : 1st ] " Munchies " Starring Marian Elizabeth as the Ganja-Loving 'Linda 'Moonshade' Wilde' . 2nd ] " Drum Solo " Starring Zoe Grisedale as the Perky-Percussionist 'Amelia 'Scab' Farnsworth ! 3rd ] " KITTY " Starring Gina Jones as the Forewarned-Feline 'Katherine 'Kitty' Collins' ! & the Last ] " The Visitor " Starring Sarah-Jane Howard as the Angelically-Amorous 'Maxine 'Max' Bannister' & The Object of Her Desire 'Jason' portrayed by Chris Walsh ! Rory O'Donnell & Jason Read Split the Duties & Together did a Fine Job of Directing ; & of course , It Stars CAROLINE MUNRO , who is a Must-See in EveryBody's Book ! Take a Few Moments out of Your Day & Enjoy this Little Treasure ; & Always Remember : THE RULES ARE THE RULES ! Available for Viewing at You-Tube & Vimeo , here in the States !

Ombis: Alien Invasion (2013)

An Alien Invasion of Multiple 'Mini-Blobs' & One Big 'Nemesis' !

[10/10 · 9 October 2020]

The Story begins when Bob Bozek as the Town Drunk 'Glen' Stumbles upon a recently fallen Meteorite & is the first to succumb to it's effects . Richard Satterwhite is the sane voice amidst this dangerous & deadly situation as 'Sheriff Thomas Bracket' . Daniel George portrays the Wife-Beating 'Blake Greenheart' , who's other hobby is abusing his two Daughters . Lovely Red-Haired Brenda Rickert is his wife 'Sarah' , who's just trying to hold the family together ; & Talented & youthful Aryn Fitzgerald is the younger daughter 'Haley' & the Striking Sara Manzella is the older sister & the Love-Interest of Jason John Beebe as 'Mark' , her brave protector & along with Mr. Satterwhite , the Stars of this emotional & exciting SyFy 50's throwback Hit-Flik ! Alexander S. McBryde is the mysterious 'Mr. Gray' , Kathy Murphy is the sheriff's new Love-Interest , Debra Manzella is the gun-toting 'Dr. D' , Michael Sciabarrasi is the unprepared 'Mayor Jedidiah Logan' , & Richard Winiatowski is the brutal & nefarious 'Nemisis' . Super-Actress & Lovely Lady Lynn Lowry plays the News Anchor 'Lynn Steigert' ; & Some of the Other Beguiling Actresses are Melissa Jade , Jennifer Grzybek , Sherri Lyn Litz , Roopa Shanbhag , Melody Schaffer , & Holly & Victoria West . Film-Maker Adam R. Steigert has put a new spin on Alien Invasion Fliks with real life characters , with real emotions , & a Wonderfully Cast ! Lots of Action , Lots of Fighting , Lots of Blood , & Lots of Ooze ; & a Fabulous Ending in need of a Sequel ! " OMBIS : Alien Invasion " .... Still Available at AMAZON , But Don't Delay .... I'm expecting a Avalanche of Sales !

Bloodbath on 4th Ave (2018)

Definitely Not for the Squeamish or the Faint of Heart ; But for You Hard-Core Horror Buffs , It's Brilliant !

[10/10 · 8 October 2020]

Definitely Not for the Squeamish or the Faint of Heart ; But for You Hard-Core Horror Buffs , It's Brilliant !

Dark Web: Mystery Box (2020)

There's Just No Keeping this Esteemed Group of Horror & Indie Actors Down in Tony Newton's & Josh Schultz' " DARK WEB : Mystery Box " !

[10/10 · 8 October 2020]

There's Just No Keeping this Esteemed Group of Horror & Indie Actors Down in Tony Newton's & Josh Schultz' " DARK WEB : Mystery Box " ! EveryBody Isolated .... Bringing Their Own unique twists & mannerisms into play , bringing a fresh perspective into the New Co-Vid style of Filmdom ! The Premise is : Random Mystery Boxes showing up on Pod-Casters DoorSteps with some Serious & Lethal Consequences ! Josh & Sarah Schultz play a Loving couple whose relationship problems begin the moment that the box appears ; & Sarah is a Sight to Behold as she tries to deal with the Ramifications on Her Own ! There's Gorgeous & Stacked Julie Anne Prescott as the Chipper & Smiling 'BrandyWine' , who begins a quick descent into a frightened Lunacy ; & Ravishing Rheanon Nicole , who employs weaponry in Her Defense against Who-Knows-What ! The affable Shawn C. Phillips is 'CoolDuder' , & brings some Humorous Relief interspersed throughout the Film to lighten some of the Tension , but ultimately has to deal with the Unknown Forces as well ! Then there's Tony Newton as 'Tonez' , Dane Kell as 'JordanIntoMystery' , Emil Johansson as 'Levin' , Eliza Sica , & Gemma Wilks . All do an exceptional job ... especially with having to deal with the Pandemic & doing all the Choreography Themselves ! The Finished Product is Remarkable ; & the Visual & Sound Qualities are above board , which must have been quite a Task when Editing ! Check it out at You-Tube ; & Read the Description Below to Find out even More ! & Remember to LIKE , Leave a Comment , & Subscribe to " MORT HOUSE FILMS " .... Quality Productions & Excellent Films !

Johnny Gruesome (2018)

Some Gruesome Fun for US Horror Seeking FANatics !

[10/10 · 5 October 2020]

It's an Engaging & Fascinating 80's ThrowBack Film with a Fabulous 50's Feel to It ! It Stars Anthony De La Torre as the Youthful Miscreant 'Johnny Grissom' , who Dies under Misterios Circumstances & Returns to Life as a Vengeful 'Revenant' . Byron Brown II is his Best Friend 'Eric' , who's at his wit's end over the whole situation . Drop-Dead Gorgeous Aprilann is Perfect as Johnny's Grieving Girlfriend who's trying to get on with her life ... "Karen' ; & the instigator behind the whole fiasco is Chris Modrzynski as 'Gary' ; & Lovely Madison Amey Shines as 'Rhonda' , a Love Interest of Eric's ! The Surrounding Cast is every bit as Brilliant . Consisting of Indie All-Star John Renna as the School's Principal 'Mr, Milton' , Michael DeLorenzo as Johnny's Father 'Charlie' , Comely Kaelin Lamberson as 'Tammy' , Bob Bozek as the Faint-Hearted 'Coach Wrangler' & Ravishing Leora Owens as the School Teacher 'Mrs. Carter' & Her PoliceMan Hubby manned by Richard Satterwhite . Other Cops are Sam Qualiana , Paul MsGinnis , & Sensational Jessica Zwolak , who stands out in each & every Role that She Portrays ! A Special Salute to Big Tim O'Hearn as "Bobby' & Alexander S. McBryde as 'Ross' , two Grave-Diggers who would rather Imbibe & Chew-The-Fat , providing some need comic relief & some form of Normalcy in this Wild Blood-Soaked Terror-Feast ! It's especially smashing to see Tim O'Hearn , who is equally impressive playing Monsters & Villains as he is as a Comic &/Or Laid-Back Ordinary Joe . Apparently it has taken Film-Maker Gregory Lamberson many a Year to put this whole Project together ; & I must Say that the Final Product was Well-Worth the Time & Effort put in ! Great Acting , a Fabulous Fright-Filled Story , & Powerful Direction make " Johnny Gruesome " quite a Welcome Movie for All Shock-Seeking Film Watchers & Children of All Ages !

Necropolis: Legion (2019)

The Phenom that is Augie Duke & The Icon Lynn Lowry Exhibit two of the Finest Performances of All Time in " NECROPOLIS : Legion " !

[10/10 · 2 October 2020]

Simply Adorable Augie Duke is 'Lisa' a book writer who's embarked on writing about the local legend of the Evil Eva . Ms. Duke's performance is mesmerizing ! She goes from Happy & in Love , to Fear , to Writhing in Contractions of Agonizing Pain , to the Purest Expressions of Evil ! Ever-Lovely Lynn Lowry Shines as 'Zia' , the local Keeper-of-the-Truth & Protector-of-Good ! Lisa's & Zia's Scenes together are Marvels to watch & should be Studied by Potential Actors .... AMAZING ! The Fabulous Acting doesn't end with them . There's Beautiful Ali Chappell as the Incubus-Succubus-Demonic-Witch 'Eva' & the two Stunning 'GateKeepers' of Hell & Eva's Assistants Zoe Georgaras & Stephanie Delorme ; & Joseph Lopez is Eva's Husband Maynard Gandy ! Kudos to Chris Alexander & Co-Writer Brockton McKinney for such a Remarkable work of Art that's Riveting , Interesting , & Scary as HELL ! I am now going to watch the Original " NECROPOLIS " 1986 ; & if it's Half as good as this one , ..... It's a Masterpiece !

Automation (2019)

An Action Packed SyFy Thriller with a Hunka Hunka Robot Love !

[10/10 · 1 October 2020]

Garo Satian's well paced , frightening , & suspenseful "Automation" is set in the very near future & involves a Robot that develops Human Feelings & thusly Human Needs ! The Stars are 2 of the Hottest Actresses & Beautiful & Talented Ladies Working Today . Stunning Sadie Katz is 'Susan' , the owner of a firm looking to replace most of it's workers with robots ; & erotically delicious Elissa Dowling as 'Jenny' who befriends the robot , but would rather be pursuing her Singing Career ! Sensational Sarah French is the Lovely 'Linda' , who's just looking for Love ; but unfortunately in all the wrong places ; & Jeff Rector is 'Bill' , Susan's compassionate partner in the Firm ; & Bill's Secretary 'Marci' is deftly played by Anahit Setian . Then there's Parry Shen as the Cost Cutting 'Alan' & Indie Icon Marv Blauvelt as the Sneaky 'Mel' . The Robot 'Auto' looked realistic & it's mannerisms & movements were Spot-On , & was more than ably manned by Jeff J. Knight with the Droid-Like Voice of Jim Tasker . Comely & Athletic Action Star Tara Cardinal even makes a Brief Appearance as 'Private Corrigan' in Las-Back Scenes ! Overall "AUTOMATION" is a Kick-Ass Hit with just the right amount of Humor & Back-Story ; & Elissa Dowling's Wonderful Singing Voice & Video-in-progress lends a sentimental feel to the whole project ! It's a Spectacular Film & should be at the Top of Every-One's Must See Soon List ! BRAVO to the Whole Cast & Crew ... Well Done !

Lilith (I) (2018)

Lilith is Legion & Leaves a Trail of Blood in Her Wake !

[10/10 · 28 September 2020]

Iconic Film Star Felissa Rose has been Scaring the Beejeesus out of US since 1983 ; & She Doubles Down on the Fright-Meter in this Tale of the Mother of All Demons : " LILITH " ! Now Lilith may assume many Roles or She may indeed be Legion .... Much like the Catholic's Holy Trinity , It's Not for man to Comprehend !

Youthfully Beautiful Brialynn Massie is 'Brook' , a Young Student that's being taken advantage of by Michael JON Murphy as The Teacher 'Mr. Harrison' , who's a particularly Reviling Lump of Trash . Lovely Lara Jean is her best friend 'April' , who's a Caring Friend until She Dreams up a Profitable Scheme . Brook winds up failing the Rabbit Test & all Hell Breaks Loose ; unveiling Ms. Massie as 'Lilith' ! Brialynn & Lara work together like Bread & Butter & their Performances are Phenomenal ! In addition are the Outstanding Performances of Charles Chudabala as 'Tom' & Hunter Johnson as 'Colin' !

Next up is Gorgeous Jennifer Nangle as CareTaker 'Lilith' , who has a sensual Smile on Her Face while She's attending to Household Chores & while Slicing & Dicing the Guilty ! Now Jennifer's a Woman that Loves Her Work ! Vernon Wells is the Miserable 'Philip' , who's ready for the Plucking !

Sexy , Shapely , & Winsome Noel VanBrocklin is an Insatiably Kinky 'Lilith' , who's Prey is Cotton Wheeler as the Cheating Husband 'Darren' ; & Heavenly Emily Coupe is the Beleaguered Wife 'Madison' .

Rounding out the Lovably Loathsome Liliths is the Devilishly Exquisite Devanny Pinn , who's up against a Serial-Sicko 'Frank' played by Frank Tryon . Now Frank has quite a few Trophies about , but my Favorite is Comely Kimberly Roswell as 'Melissa' , who makes a Perfect Addition to the BathTub !

Ms. Rose's Lilith is the Wrap-Around Story ; & also has Michael Wainwright as 'Father Murphy' & Thomas Haley as 'Det. Ryan Carson' , who's also Brook's Father .

Alex T, Hwang's " LILITH " is a Wonder of Horror , Chills , & All Things UnHoly ; But that wouldn't Frighten off a Real Man Now , WOULD IT ?

Serena Waits (2018)

Don't Wait on Serena ; Watch HER Now !

[10/10 · 28 September 2020]

Top-Of-The-Line Acting , Hunter Johnson's Superb Script & Hands-On Directing , & Sheer Brutality make this Psycho/Horror/Revenge Flik as Frightening as it is Fabulous ! Indie Icon Gregory Blair begins the Film as 'Elijah' , a Lecherous Dance Instructor who's about to Encounter his ComeUppance ; & then we meet Beautiful Brialynn Massie as the Young & Naive 'Serena' , who's life is Destroyed in a Vicious Bludgeoning Rape Scene that will leave You with a Painfully Empty Feeling in the Pit of Your Stomach : & Terrific Tiffani Fest is 'Carla' , Serena's Horny Friend , that puts Sex above Her Friendship ! The Scoundrels Involved with Serena's Tortuous Ordeal are : Colton Wheeler as the Leader of this Heinous Trio 'Jack' , a Vile Bully who Demands with an Iron-Fist ! Then there's David Marlowe as 'Miles' , who's not as Bad , But is still Reprehensible ; & Finally there's Charles Chudabala as the Reluctent 'Scott' , who is Bribed & Coerced into his complicity ! The Bikini-Clad Love Interests are : The Lovely Lara Jean as 'Trini' , who's in Hot Pursuit of Scott , Gorgeous Jennifer Clarke as 'Sandy' , who's More than just Jack's Arm-Candy , & Elegant Emily Dahm as 'Wendy' , who's Totally DisInterested in Miles ! Is it a Ghost Story ? Are there Demons afoot ? Who or What is Haunting , Terrorizing , & Killing ? ..... Watch , WAIT , & Listen to ' SERENA WAITS " Now & All will be Revealed !

A Nun's Curse (2019)

Felissa Rosa is a Beautiful Woman & a Great & Talented Actress ; But She's One Nasty Nun !

[10/10 · 27 September 2020]

Felissa Rose gives a Scholarly Performance as 'Sister Monday' , a Self-Righteous Religious Zealot who took the Laws of God & Man into Her Own Hands & Delivered Her Punishments Judiciously ! Now , Over 70 Years Later , She may have Returned to Continue Her Onslaught ! The Star of the Film is the Lovely Erika Edwards playing the Studious & Macabre Minded 'Ashley-Kat' , who's especially obsessed with Tales of Sister Monday . Her Spiteful & Vindictive Sister 'Gabby' , who seems to have been Born with a Silver Spoon in Her Mouth is portrayed by the Glamorously Gorgeous Kristi Ray , who is reminiscent of a Young Traci Lords , Body & All ! Damien Maffei is Gabby's Rude Sex-Hungry Boy-friend 'Anthony' & Gunner Willis is the Nerdy Psych-Student 'Michael' . Adorable Ashley-Kae Luker is the 'Young Ashley-Kae' & Jason Vail is The 'Father' . There's plenty of Blood , Killings , & a Dismemberment Thrown in for Kicks . The Story's told trough Real-Time & Flashbacks so Don't let your mind wander or Sister Monday may Sneak-Up on You !

Paranormal Attraction (2020)

Top-Notch Acting , an Original & Horrifying Script , & Beautiful Babes .... All the Ingredients for a Supernatural Hit Flick !

[10/10 · 26 September 2020]

A Ritzy Abandoned House comes up for Sale & Needs to be Cleaned out first before it can be Sold . One of the Finest Actresses Working Today , The Long Haired & Lovely Jennifer Nangle is Real Estate Agent 'Melanie' , who hires her Friend's Daughter 'Sara Myers' , who's coming off of a Bad Relationship involving the Worst Form of Physical & Emotional Abuse . & Beautiful & Shapely Brooklyn Haley fills the bill Fabulously ! There's Problems from the Start & the Feeling that something Evil is Afoot ! Sara's Bestie is the unmitigatedly irresistible Eden Shea Beck as 'Kelly' , who's always accompanied by her loyal boyfriend 'Nick' , played by Veteran Indie Actor Hunter Johnson ! Now Kelly's an Amateur Clairvoyant & Nick's a Low-Key & Trustworthy Guy who's main Hobby appears to be Diving , & Who can Blame Him ? Comely & Beguiling Nicole Cinaglia plays The Dutiful & Compassionate 'Officer Evelyn Bennett , who may also turn out to be a Love Interest ! Robert Downs is the Abusive 'James' , Gorgeous Jackie Falcon is 'Officer Sanchez' , Thomas Haley is 'Officer Monroe' , & Charle Chudabala & Siani Lee as the New Home Owners 'Paul' & 'Lorissa' ! We have none other than that Prodigious Director Alexander T. Hwang to Thank for this Sexy , Exciting , & Frightful Demonically Inspired Horror Film : & a Special Thank You to the Bikini-Clad Ladies & the Awe-Inspiring Jennifer Nangle ! Now Prepare Yourself for a Trip into the ParaNormal-Under-World , with lots of Surprises & Twists & an UnderWear-Exorcism , which I Believe may be a first ! .... Safe Travels !