overlord_chaos Reviews

The Matrix Resurrections (I) (2021)

Matrix: Geriatric Kindom

[1/10 · 29 December 2021]

Where do i start...

• original trilogy totally destroyed. Everything neo did we discover was for nothing. Like a week after he died the machines whent into civil war and the architect, oracle and old matrix down the literal pod drain.

• neo is not the one/is sexually impotent: what better than a tasteless joke about a men that takes daily blue pills and his co-ck feels like made of silly putty. Not to mention he lost all his "the one" abilities.

• new morpheus is awful: he is an AI made by neo, from his memories of morpheus + smith code? Is a digital pi-mp. That likes to sell red pills on dark corners of the matrix.

• new smith is total garbage: the guy that makes smith feels like a 5 years old kid that tries to impersonate stallone in rocky. When he remembers he is smith and screams "MRS ANDERSON" i loled so hard i almost pass out. Not to mention it show me this is a intended garbage movie.

• sati is not the new oracle. She cannot see the future nor understand stu-pidity aka human stuff. Yet she likes to spend time over a magical well filled with magical water that shows what the plot needs to be showing the viewer. So when she wants she can see the future and when the plot demands it, she is hopeless.

• pet machines: what happens when you mix pokemon and transformers? You get "sentients" the robots on IO the new city where humans and robots alike live on peace. And make great toys to be sold.

• old niobe: a total lesbian b!tch that loves to scissor with old character from the sequels that i dont even care to remember how its the name. Awful makeup that looked like a 5 USD halloween costume they got in a rush because they forgot she was on the movie. She looks more like an old Jack Sparrow than johnny deep currently.

• the analist: seriously the machines put in charge of the WHOLE matrix a complete mo-ron, that his 60 years old matrix feels apart in 10 seconds after neo and trinity leaves it? So original architect and oracle managed to keep the matrix functional for 600+ years. Machine civil war rages, new machines take over and they replace the 2 programs that keep the matrix ticking... by a new mo-ron that believes that torturing all the humans gets him more extra energy for the power plant. He acts as a therapist and forgets that humans constantly tortured by having a sh!tty life will commit suicide... not to mention the machines cry cause there are too much programs/processing power beeing use VS lack of humans powering them... yea this analist is a genius...

• the merovingian totally ruined. Hidden on the new matrix dressed up as if the train man had taken a 60 years old nap on a garbage can... screaming at the top of his lungs cr@p like "ow this is so un-original" or "prepare for countless spin off series" yea lana please keep telling us what you promised to WB while you planned making the worst movie in the latest 30 years that hollywood has proudly produced.

• new IO city seems to be out of a fantasy film: hidden by holograms (600+ years in the future machines that have godlike technology cannot detect holograms the size of a human ship...) is complete garbage. The ceiling is a mesh of garbage that generates vapor clouds so it can rain (inside a gigantic crater hole like lovely to get rain and drown on the water or let it sink at the bottom and get rotten water) the city has everything you might want. Elevators, terrain fields to grow strawberries, oranges and random grass. Luxurious apartments on random hill sides. Are we sure zion/IO is not a secondary matrix???

• lana's revenge: this is intentionally bad. Bad action bad fight sequenses bad special effects. Vomiting story. Tro-lling WB execs that forced this movie to be done. Probably she knows this is the last one she will ever make thats why trash-ed it.

• trinity is the new "one" but now are two "ones" : neo cannot fly, cannot do nothing more than a stu-pid jedi force push/explosion that trinity can do when touching neo. At the end she can fly and he still cant. She is the new "architect" that with the snap of a finger she can kill or chop into pieces the analist and reform it at will. Of course at the end neo can fly near by trinity. But the main "one" now is trinity. Neo is a moron. Trinity is smart.

• new characters are awful: all forgettable. Bugs is the most acceptable out of all of them. The crazy lesbian that goes to neo's room, opens the door and starts to bark at neo going "yea i am not doing this (when they go to disconnect trinity) for you, i will do this for trinity. I am sure she was the one not you all along" this seems lana on a bad day barking at keanu since neo acts like an old man, emotionless puts his head down and takes it like a metal rod inserted into his an-us. Quite violently.

Overall, if you wanna hate this movie and the original trilogy please watch it. As a serious movie crashes and burns and as a parody seems to be the worst SNL episode of all times. Past present and future. You lol hard almost pass out asking out loud "do they really did this? We are observing how the IP gets demolished in real time in front of our eyes" watch only if you wanna get matrix 4 PTSD.

Charmed (2018–2022)

if you wanna die inside, please go ahead and watch it!

[1/10 · 15 October 2018]

I give it a chance. watched the first five minutes and make me feel so cringeworthy i almost pass out. not to mention the mother having a "regular" phone call using terms like "witch hunt" as if your regular person will use that term, for something trivial like stupid stuff from work. DO NOT watch it. let it sunk into the darkness where it belongs. or else it would become worse and worse per episode.

Minority Report: Everybody Runs (2015) Season 1, Episode 10

awful ending for an awful show

[3/10 · 3 December 2015]

the ending does not make any sense. (episode 10 season 1 or only season i can say)

will list all the problems here:

• how to avoid 2065 AI (probably i cannot believe its just a silly software) face recognition: paint your face as akeela... seriously? servers that probably costs hundreds of million dollars and a simple face painting will make you invisible to them, not to mention ARE JUST A few SPOTS ON YOUR FACE not even a full face covering... yeah sure no wonder why in the future they need precogs... if the almighty face recognition programs are fooled by a bit of painting on the face... and don't even tell me that those spots are like the "key" face shapes or whatever and obscured it the software cannot recognize it... to get a 99-100% of identification the software must analyze 99-100% of the WHOLE face. not just a random part... and BTW, as in the movie is stated, there was no eye scanners everywhere and for that reason anderton went trough an illegal eye swap??? why in earth do you need face recognition scanning the irises of the people???

• the memento mori plan: was so obvious they could have solved it up on the previous episode (09) memento mori was a cliché terrorist movement. the guy that allow himself to be captured, probably to explain the group reasons, said that they did this to salvage humanity from DNA tweaking. so the law enforcement instantly think "yeah they wanna kill everyone on USA" because as we learn, the only people on the planet exists in USA. not to mention to be intelligent enough to allow, use and develop DNA tweaking technology and science... (nice way to try to get down worldwide ratings to try to get a new season...)

• Agatha and Arthur was truly evil, suddenly they become "nice" and decide to risk it all to stop an attack... they got in my nice side for like 5 minutes. after that, they converted wally into an abomination making him the killer... but thats coming up. Arthur its a though gang mafia guy until Andromeda, witch was allowed to say 2 full words, whispered of course, dies. then he becomes a p*ssy screamer. he sealed my opinion that they are abomination's of Spielberg original movie. he is a precog and was "happy trigger" to kill the DEA guy. because, sure if you kill a powerful government employee (even in shady business) nobody will care apparently.

• the DEA guy in the episode 09 apparently was contracting the private security enterprise to track down the precogs, capture them and bring them into the milk bath. in episode 10 we discovered the private security enterprise was actually hiring the DEA guy to sell the precogs to some evil government??? writers get your literal sh!t together, in the episode he actually said (the DEA guy) "i did it, for the future, and foremost of all, because i am a patriot" (seconds later) "but yeah financially i am doing great!" so this can be translated as "i am American and patriot, except if i can be filthy rich selling the most powerful seer's to the best buyer..." American dream on 2065???

• wally was the only character untouched by this abomination of TV show, right until this episode. not only we find out he is a tech genius that helped out into the milk bath creation, he had priors and was not proper for this kind of job. to top the cherry off this sh!t cake, he murders 3 corrupt DEA agents.

there is more but its over and i got bored of even think of this abomination. i am so happy FOX canceled it, that i will forgive them for canceling tru calling (was a cool show) and i will even start watching more fox. aldo i wont love them too much since they green-lighted this abomination. i would have green-lighted the leaked pilot not the official pilot.

to finish, you can actually watch the official pilot and skip to the episode 10 and there will be no difference. sure you will loose character development and background development in the TV show. but since its all cr@p you really wont miss anything.