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Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (2016)
Just... awful
It's a joke, a bad one. The hero looks and feels completely retarded, without anything that I could possibly like, nothing at all. Extremely bad director, bad scenario, bad characters, bad soundtrack too.
But that's not all, the worst thing in this movie is the story. Several days ago I gave it another go and just realized that even I, a complete amateur writer, would've been deeply ashamed if I would write such a story. It's that bad. Everything evolving about some "magic" animals, who look gross, don't do anything cool, it's basically a movie with pokemons.
Obviously there will be fans, as it happens with everything bad. But this move gave me such sour taste after (well, couldn't actually finish it because at some moment after half I catched myself looking at my wife who was also looking at me, and we both started to laugh and said "dafuq is this ?" Then we just closed it and started to look at a Supernatural episode who was 10x better than whole Fantastic beasts. And it wasn't even a good episode compared to others :)
TLDR: If you like Fantastic Beasts, my son, you have a severe issue.
The X Files: Mulder & Scully Meet the Were-Monster (2016)
Horrible
First of all, X-Files was one of the few series that evolved around serious stories, that's why we liked it. We wanted to know about UFOs, the Smoker man, mysteries and so on. We liked the creepiness of it.
Episode 3 has nothing to do with X-Files, X-files was never a comedy or parody, apart of a few jokes here and there, X-files was about anything else but that.
I didn't liked it at all, same about my wife of my father. We really hope we won't see something like this again. After half of movie, we just changed to some Supernatural episodes, since actually Supernatural was much more serious than this episode of X-files.