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Wake of Death (2004)
terrible
This is terrible. I think it is time for Van Damme's acting career to be given the death sentence..five times over. the car chase is not bad..if it was in a 1960s action film..its time for Van Damme to go back to whatever he was doing, maybe porn if he's still got the stamina, maybe a porn film including his old pal Dolph Lundgren..that should re-ignite their careers...it may even make 10th page in the national newspapers..but back to the film. The little girl is terrible, as bad as Van Damme! so is the rest of the cast the fights are as exciting as street fighter the movie(which coincidentally starred the great Van Damme) This is a film that shouldn't go straight to video, it should go straight to TV, or the refuse tip! Van Damme looks so weak, i would probably knock him out with my bitch slap! also i read in a national paper that Van Damme took a beating during filming for his latest film. apparently he tried to take on ten men and was happy to see the police arrive to save him! Van Damme..it is time for u to retire, u bitch ass, beat taking, batty boy! I actually believed in you. you were my father....i worshipped you...but now..you disappoint me... bitch...
Dragon Ball Z (1996)
Excrement
This is a film that after you've watched you wanna hang yourself!!! i would rather go to jail for 25 years than watch this again! my son caught me watching this and gave me a slap and now my wife wants to divorce me. i feel like a homosexual idiot. if i ever met Vegeta in real life, i would give him a back-hander in his face. then i would say to him 'wheres your super Saiyan now?' the performance in this movie was diabolical. it seems as if everyone is having constipation. piccolo scared my dog because of his looks. in conclusion don't watch Dragonball unless you are NUTZ! this is not a patch on Spiderman. Bulma is fit!