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Hide and Creep (2004)
Not as bad as all that!
I have rented several b-horror films in my time. I have to say that this one isn't as bad as some of the users have made it out to be. It made me laugh a couple of times and had a halfway decent story line. As usual, the acting isn't great and blah blah blah, but if your renting a low budget movie you know what your getting into before you start to watch it. As far as the genre goes I would rate this one at a 6 just because of the decent script. The video store owner Chuck kinda reminds me of the guy from "Clerks" with his comments and attitude. Don't get me wrong, the characters and script are no where as good as "Clerks" but it did remind me of him a couple of times. All in all, I wouldn't call this a complete waste of time and I actually watched it twice before taking it back. To each his own though. I may be biased because I had rented "The Wickeds" at the same time which I believe will be in the Guinness Book of Worlds Records for the worst movie of all time.
The Wickeds (2005)
One of the Worst Movies EVER!
Just to let you know I can usually find something interesting or noteworthy about every movie I see. This is the first time I have ever given a 1* (COMPLETELY Awful!) rating to a movie. Many times when you get a b-rated movie there is at least a somewhat interesting plot (or at least watchable), maybe some funny lines, or special effects, or lots of sex & nudity. This movie had nothing at all. Actually the only reason I even finished watching the movie was so I could comment on it here. The plot had so many cheesy overtones from several other movies (mainly Night of the Living Dead & a bad vampire movie) that it seemed like the writers got confused if they were making a zombie movie or a vampire movie. The only line in the movie that made me break a smile was when the zombies are attacking the house and one of these hack actors said, "What would Bruce Campbell do?" As far as nudity/sex is concerned where do I begin? First of all the only nudity in the whole film is a female zombie. Which I was thinking could be a good thing since most of the zombies were better looking than the lead actresses in the film. The one somewhat "hot" girl in the movie is kissing and dry humping her boyfriend for the first 20 min of the film but it is extremely boring. The acting is the worst I have ever seen. I didn't expect much acting talent from Ron Jeremy but many times you get to see some decent actors or over actors in these types of films. I wouldn't have cast these actors in a grade school play. As someone else said the only reason I rented this movie was because the box looked cool. I would recommend avoiding this movie at all costs.