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Capra cu trei iezi (2022)
Copy-paste of Ion Creanga story, nothing new
I'll give it 2 stars because the atmosphere, the tone and the sounds are pretty good, and some scenes have a little bit of suspense. Other than this, the story is exactly, word by word, like the original story, but instead of goat and wolf, it has people.
This movie doesn't bring anything new to the story. It has people but they behave exactly as in the story. The villain has no reason to kill the kids, he just do it. The director could have invented some story of lost love, betrayal, something in the past between the goat and the wolf. There is none.
The number of characters are extremely limited, basically is a movie with 5 actors. Like a theatre scene. And there are a lot of filler scenes where absolutely nothing happens, and I mean totally nothing. Like 3-4min where the goat gathers some wood in the forest. I'm sure those scenes are just to create a movie 1.5h long, and I'm glad I had some buttons to speed up the movie.
It's a romanian movie that doesn't rise above the general country level, which is light-years away from Hollywood movies, even the bad ones.
Time wasted, I'm glad I did not waste also money, since I did not watch it in the cinema.
Troll (2022)
The montage is making the movie unwatchable
Fire the guy who made the montage! The camera angle changes so quickly it made me dizzy. For example in the scene of walking into the building, the camera changes pointless from a person to another like 5 times in 6 seconds, it's really really bad.
I can't get over the fact that a promising movie with great visuals got destroyed by amateur movie maker project.
Otherwise, the movie has a subject that is interesting, the props and the decors surely weren't cheap. The setting was beautiful, good filming and interesting story, although it seems cliche in many parts.
But seriously, fire that guy! I cannot watch a movie that makes me puke.
The Silent Sea (2021)
Boring and an insult to science and logic
The series is bad. I mean really bad.
Could have been barely watchable in an 1.5h movie, but in 8 long episodes is too much time wasting.
Earth has lost all its water because why not? Shuttle in space loses one bolt out of nothing, then main engine fails to start, just because. Then they crash into the moon, violently shaking all the way like they were going through the atmosphere or some sort. And they crash on the surface almost smoothly, it's not like there were going few km/sec like in real life.
The science feels like Armaggedon, it's trully a mess and an insult to every man with a brain. And in contrast with Armaggedon which has bad science, but is enjoyable due to good actors, relatable characters, fast paced action and some dramatism, this series is way too slow, characters are flat and antipathetic, no action or backstory make you care about them if they die or not, the story drags on and on forever without becoming interesting (if that ever happens). Don't waste your time in this Netflix attemp to cash in koreean movies, based on Squid Game success.