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Company of Heroes (2013)
Not worth your time
I watched about half the movie before stopping. It really had no redeeming qualities. Terrible acting, terrible writing, subpar special effects, goofy villians. I wish I had known going into it that it was based on a video game. That would have given me a hint to not watch it.
Morbius (2022)
Forgettable
This is the kind of movie where if you left to go to the bathroom at any point during the movie, you wouldn't have missed anything important.
This was a very basic comic book movie with a very shallow plot and not even that great of a concept.
Lincoln (2012)
Fell asleep halfway through
This movie was a crawl. The events of the movie (which were really just limited to the last few months of his life) at times felt exaggerated, yet still not entertaining. None of the characters were captivating in any way, especially Lincoln himself. He constantly talked in cryptics to be portrayed as wise and respectable but to me it came off as him acting like some edgy emo teenager.
The Hornet's Nest (2014)
This felt like something my grandpa made in Windows Movie Maker
Putting songs you like over video footage doesn't make you a cinematographer. While a lot of the combat footage was good, the presentation was off. It felt very amateur and at times, overdramatic.
The film could have been much shorter too. The first half of the movie didn't really have much to do with the story, it was more about how the reporter's son tagged along this time because he wanted to know why his father had put his work before his family. It was a depressing concept that he kind of patted himself on the back for.
A lot of the reporter's commentary was outright annoying. I had very little respect for him.
Salò o le 120 giornate di Sodoma (1975)
No plot, just disgusting
I wouldn't be surprised if this movie was banned in a lot of places. Basically all you need to know about the movie is a bunch of people get kidnapped, raped, and tortured by their captors. Nothing else happens. There is no happy ending. There is no story or characters to follow. It's just two hours of watching horrific, humiliating things done to people. I would almost go as far as saying it's a glorified pornographic film for people with sick and disturbing fetishes. Those are the only people I could possibly envision enjoying this plotless film.