There is so much terrible about this show that it would take forever to sum it all up, but I will try to keep this brief:
This show has some impressive shots of mountains just like LotR. That is about the only good thing I can find to say about it. (Even this is marred by over-the-top CGI and poor costume design however and I feel rather generous giving it 2/10.)
EVERYTHING else is pure garbage somehow. I have no clue how they managed to mess up this bad but they did.
The meaningless, pseudo-wise lines that characters spout in lieu of proper writing is flat out embarrassing and painful to watch. Ignoring the comically bad voice-over at the start, less than 5 minutes into the first episode we get the most melodramatic speech ever about 'why it is that rocks can't float' and the lines do not get any better after this. Nearly everything every character says is just flat out dumb. You'll be rolling your eyes non-stop if you're actually paying attention to it. It is outright painful to listen to.
There are no redeeming qualities to compensate for this. The plot diverges from the Silmarillion immediately and the motivations of characters are incomprehensible and nonsensical as the teenage Marvel version of Galadriel does a bunch of stuff she never did in the books, with a group of what have got to be the most boring Elves in the history of Arda. After 12 minutes I was subconsciously rooting for the bad guys, that's how bad the main characters are. Sauron has clearly become some sort of serial murderer from CSI who leaves "mysterious signs". Hobbits make an obnoxious and unnecessary reappearance in the Second Age for absolutely no good reason. An Elf-Human romance (which are exceedingly rare in this universe to the point each one is known and this isn't one of them) is forcefully inserted because they wanted to make it clear they were going to rip-off literally every story element here no matter how unsuitable.
Even if you willingly choose to ignore the blatant and infamous race-swapping and love obvious analogies to unrelated race politics from one specific country in real life in the middle of a fantasy story (from a writer who himself abhorred allegory) because you believe every story has to be a perfect mirror of 21st century American demographics and anyone who thinks otherwise is a racist, there is still the question as to why half of the Elves inexplicably have SHORT HAIR when NONE of them have this in Tolkien's works. This shouldn't be an issue. Just make them like they are in the books for heaven's sake, how hard could it be?! And why is Elrond now an ambitious, industrialist politician? This is a 180 degree turn away from both his character in the original works and one of the CENTRAL THEMES in Tolkien's entire work!
The only answer is that the makers have nothing but disregard for the original work. They don't care about how Elves are in the book, or how the characters are in the book, or anything Tolkien actually wrote. Nothing lines up, and nearly everything is changed for worse. They chose to make their own cheap surrogate of what they thought the Jackson movies were, that takes keeps all of the worst elements of the Hobbit and discards all of the things that made LotR so great in the first place. The result is nothing but a watered-down, shallow imitation. An uninspired mockery that leaves no lasting impression because it is every bit as shallow as the show writer's interpretation and understanding of the original story.
This show has some impressive shots of mountains just like LotR. That is about the only good thing I can find to say about it. (Even this is marred by over-the-top CGI and poor costume design however and I feel rather generous giving it 2/10.)
EVERYTHING else is pure garbage somehow. I have no clue how they managed to mess up this bad but they did.
The meaningless, pseudo-wise lines that characters spout in lieu of proper writing is flat out embarrassing and painful to watch. Ignoring the comically bad voice-over at the start, less than 5 minutes into the first episode we get the most melodramatic speech ever about 'why it is that rocks can't float' and the lines do not get any better after this. Nearly everything every character says is just flat out dumb. You'll be rolling your eyes non-stop if you're actually paying attention to it. It is outright painful to listen to.
There are no redeeming qualities to compensate for this. The plot diverges from the Silmarillion immediately and the motivations of characters are incomprehensible and nonsensical as the teenage Marvel version of Galadriel does a bunch of stuff she never did in the books, with a group of what have got to be the most boring Elves in the history of Arda. After 12 minutes I was subconsciously rooting for the bad guys, that's how bad the main characters are. Sauron has clearly become some sort of serial murderer from CSI who leaves "mysterious signs". Hobbits make an obnoxious and unnecessary reappearance in the Second Age for absolutely no good reason. An Elf-Human romance (which are exceedingly rare in this universe to the point each one is known and this isn't one of them) is forcefully inserted because they wanted to make it clear they were going to rip-off literally every story element here no matter how unsuitable.
Even if you willingly choose to ignore the blatant and infamous race-swapping and love obvious analogies to unrelated race politics from one specific country in real life in the middle of a fantasy story (from a writer who himself abhorred allegory) because you believe every story has to be a perfect mirror of 21st century American demographics and anyone who thinks otherwise is a racist, there is still the question as to why half of the Elves inexplicably have SHORT HAIR when NONE of them have this in Tolkien's works. This shouldn't be an issue. Just make them like they are in the books for heaven's sake, how hard could it be?! And why is Elrond now an ambitious, industrialist politician? This is a 180 degree turn away from both his character in the original works and one of the CENTRAL THEMES in Tolkien's entire work!
The only answer is that the makers have nothing but disregard for the original work. They don't care about how Elves are in the book, or how the characters are in the book, or anything Tolkien actually wrote. Nothing lines up, and nearly everything is changed for worse. They chose to make their own cheap surrogate of what they thought the Jackson movies were, that takes keeps all of the worst elements of the Hobbit and discards all of the things that made LotR so great in the first place. The result is nothing but a watered-down, shallow imitation. An uninspired mockery that leaves no lasting impression because it is every bit as shallow as the show writer's interpretation and understanding of the original story.
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