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Supernatural: Wayward Sisters (2018)
Who writes crap like this?
Another Supernatural episode of stupidity. I'm losing count.
Cant believe the ratings this show has. Its not deserved.
This appears to be written by a monkey on lsd, or a 3 year old child at best.
Being in the "bad place", Sam & Dean are rescued by Claire and Kaia who enter the portal to the "bad place" to save them.
They are chased by a huge monster, by the sound of if, yet they stop several feet away from the portal. Someone says "There", and they stop and actually look at the portal, instead of entering it. Anyone with even half a brain would have been thru that portal in a second and not go "Oh look, there's the portal. Lets all stand here and stare at it until the big mean monster and the meanie killer catches up to us.
Of course someone gets killed. So very predictable.
Then Claire vow's to kill whoever killed Kaia.
Here's a tip. You and the others did that by not entering the portal.
Its northing short of idiotic.
Supernatural: Clip Show (2013)
Really bad writing
This is an example of really bad script writing.
How is it possible, in the closing episodes of season 8, that the guys are as stupid as in season 1?
They have a demon dungeon, with restraints and a large demon trap, yet they take Abadon to some warehouse without restraining her and placing her hands next to her. They are trusting the bullet 100%. They havent even locked her down with an extarnal trap.
Then they decide to leave the room to take a phone call. Its laughable.
Its mindblowingly dumb!
Hereditary (2018)
Intensely.... boooooring
Again, I dont know where to start.
It goes from boring, to bad, to worse, to straight up comedy bad at the end.
Its at least two hours and 4 minutes too long.
All things "good" in this movie are contained in the trailer.
Watch the trailer, its enough. Do not waste time on this spinal tap of a movie.
Its a joke right? Its made as a joke, or a tax write off?
Its a joke!
Pyewacket (2017)
Aweful
Dont even know where to start but i can say the great reviews this one has received have to be 100% fake. One hundred percent. Else the reviewers watched another movie.
It isnt even worth calling this a movie.
Absolutely nothing happens for and hour and twenty some minutes.
Story is bad, script is worse and acting is aweful.
Just dont watch.
A Quiet Place (2018)
Just silly
I'm sorry but this is stupid beyond belief.
The main characters clearly arent survivalists or they would have taught their kids to shut up. Which they clearly havent. With 6-12 year old kids which havent learned a damn thing over sereral years, it would appear, they decide to bring a newborn in to a world were quiet is the only means to survive.
Seriously?
How in the h*** do they expect a newborn to be quiet, when the older kids have no sense at all? A mattress covering a hole in the floor sure wont cut it when a ticking egg clock sets these things off. The box might work, if they are near it 100% of the time the first years of the kids life, until the kid understands. Good luck with that considering the other inept kids. Unless the kid is kept in the box 100% of the time.
By the way, what on earth is powering all the security cameras and other stuff? Surely not a loud generator? Batteries wouldnt last.
The only thing scary about this is the script. Cant grasp why it did so well at the box office.
Stargate Origins (2018)
Spinal tap
Talk about killing Stargate and pissing on its grave.
This is nothing but aweful, not taking in to account the 10 minute format.
Bad acting, worse costumes and even sillier characters.
The story goes against the first movie.
However thought clown nazis would be a good idea should have their head examined.
This should be renamed Stargate:Spinal Tap.
If you like the original movie and the previous different series, stay the heck away from this load of shite.
Star Wars: Episode VIII - The Last Jedi (2017)
Somewhat disappointed
Well, I went to see it with quite low excectations on the basis of the directors past efforts, namely Looper.
I thought "why not give the guy a chance", and I had hopes that i'd be positively surprised. Unfortunately I wasnt.
Now, dont get me wrong. Its not at all a bad movie. It's just not up to par and the standards one should be able to expect from the SW fanschise. Its an ok movie, but nothing more.
The main greivance I have is the outright plagiarism from earlier installments such as Empire Strikes Back and Return of The Jedi. Its beyond obvious and I'm still kind of stunned by how blatantly it was done. Come on, show some creativity as a director. One should be able to expect that at least.
There are still good things about it. The fx, as one expected, are great. Its fun, there's a lot of humour in it. Hamill is intense and impressed me. Some nice new ships, a few nice fights and Serkis is great as usual. The cast does a good job over all.
I was sceptical right away when the announced the director for this one, he didnt prove me wrong at least, and its really sad that he's been "given" the franchise - more or less - and named director of three more SW movies.
King Arthur: Legend of the Sword (2017)
Awful
Where to even start with this one.
Whoever thought of casting Eric Bana as Uther should be shot.
C'mon. The guy is a pretty boy joke. A completely talent less actor, with no charisma and no power in his acting whatsoever. Might as well have cast Kermit as Uther. A complete disgrace.
Unfortunately the rest isn't much better. Hunnam is weak and is beaten by an even weaker story. Managed to watch just over an hour of this movie.
It was complete torture.
A pitifully bad movie. Don't waste your time.