I would like to say thank you to India for giving this an 8.2 so I would watch it thinking it was good. If your standards weren't so laughably low I would have missed this five hours (seemed like an eternity) of comedy.
Now, because of these rediculous user ratings for this ridiculous movie, I have sworn off Indian cinema forever. I can never again trust your opinion. But, somewhere, there is a young child with innocence in their heart, who will see that 8.2 and watch this. They too will laugh at it, then swear off Indian cinema forever.
Seriously. Raise your standards. This was garbage. 95% painful nothingness.
5 points because it occasionally looks cool (until it doesn't), and the story was great. It would have been one movie at 1.5 hours long if EVERYTHING weren't in slow-mo. Take out that, the headache inducing music, the telenovella reaction closeups, and all the implausible flying around and you might have something.
Favorite parts: hour 72 with the shield-catapult-people-bombs (seriously) and hour 133 where I finally got that popcorn shell out from between my teeth.
I'm not falling for it ever again.
Now, because of these rediculous user ratings for this ridiculous movie, I have sworn off Indian cinema forever. I can never again trust your opinion. But, somewhere, there is a young child with innocence in their heart, who will see that 8.2 and watch this. They too will laugh at it, then swear off Indian cinema forever.
Seriously. Raise your standards. This was garbage. 95% painful nothingness.
5 points because it occasionally looks cool (until it doesn't), and the story was great. It would have been one movie at 1.5 hours long if EVERYTHING weren't in slow-mo. Take out that, the headache inducing music, the telenovella reaction closeups, and all the implausible flying around and you might have something.
Favorite parts: hour 72 with the shield-catapult-people-bombs (seriously) and hour 133 where I finally got that popcorn shell out from between my teeth.
I'm not falling for it ever again.
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