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Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964)
Best movie of all time?
This movie was easily the best 1 dollar I will ever spend in my entire life. Easily.
Everything about this movie is amazing in every way. Pathetically budgeted, horrific script, a plot im still trying to find, very poor acting, and the polar bear to end all polar bears (youll understand when you watch it). I don't think I have laughed as hard during a movie in a LONG time. All the while, its so harmless its almost endearing. Reminds me of something a 3rd grade class would put on, but with a lower budget, a worse plot line, and a more miserable script.
I cant recommend this movie enough to anyone that could find enjoyment out of the incredible crappiness of this movie. Watching it is now a tradition during the holidays at my place.
Crossover (2006)
Awesomely laugh-at bad
I watched this movie one boring night with a bunch of friends who swore to god it was the worst movie ever made, so of course we have to watch it.
Honestly, they were absolutely right. It was one of the more fun nights of my life too. Couldn't stop A: laughing at how bad it was, and B: staring in disbelief something this bad could be made.
There was really no comprehensible plot, no characters to like, no character development, nobody in the movie talks without the camera being pointed at them (conversations are quite funny because it just flips between each person over and over), no comedy, not really any redeeming factor outside of doing everything so poorly its enjoyable. Wayne Brady being in it is just icing on the cake, especially after the famous Chappelle skit. Pretty much the perfectly bad movie.
I highly recommend this movie to anyone who enjoys hilariously bad movies and cant wait to watch it again with another group of friends on another boring night.
Fast & Furious (2009)
Cheese sure is tasty
Ill be the first to tell you: Relative to a by the books "good" movie, this movie is horrendous. With that out of the way, Ill explain why its awesome and gets a 9 out of 10.
Movies are about having fun, and quite honestly, its not often they pack as much fun in as this one. Lots of cheesy 1 liners, Lots of cheesy explosions, tons of references back to the first Fast and the furious, and lots of pretty sweet cars driving terribly doing absurd things. If you go in expecting anything but an action movie with a couple of semi-forced cheesy side stories, you're in the wrong movie. just sit back, stop thinking, and enjoy the ride.
For the record, Im also a huge car guy (I legally race myself, do design and fab work for race cars, and am a mechanical engineer) and admittedly, the original movie is what got me started on cars when I was 14. Even to the car guy this movie is a complete joke, albeit a hilarious one. STi's without drive shafts, AWD cars doing RWD burnouts, and the list goes on with mishaps even with the subject matter. The whole point is that it doesn't matter at all and its just a pointless fun movie.
enjoy!