eclipsetim Reviews

Avatar: The Way of Water (2022)

Worst movie ever

[1/10 · 9 June 2023]

This has got to be one of the worse movies i have ever seen.

Original avatar? Id rate prob 8 or 9 but this is just pure CRAP nothing but cringe The blue people suck at acting the actors suck at pretending to be blue people the scenes are crap the animation is awful, corny, cringe why the hell does a review need to be a paragraph in order to be written here its ridiculous the kid blue people are the most cringe of all of course what with all the single sentence scene.

Do movie makers not know how to make long scenes anymore, this thing is made of 3 hours of 5 second clips strewn about together have i finally made it to the minimum character limit.

Dragon Age: Absolution (2022– )

Not sure yet, bland, drops you into the mix without any guidance.

[5/10 · 11 December 2022]

Its something to watch sorta related to dragon age. Thats about all i can say.

Why the freak do people start shows like that though? Episode 1 starts off in the middle of something with zero backstory. Watching episode 1 feels like i missed a whole season or 2 beforehand. The only reason i sorta like it is because i have played the games before and somewhat familiar with little bits here and there.

Just finished ep 3 and the feeling is still the same. Not much clue as to whats all going on. No connection to any of the characters at all except perhaps the slave elf.

This is definitely not the dragon age i envisioned coming to the screens. Whomever made this should be ashamed of themselves for butchering dragon age like this.

Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore (2022)

You Suck

[1/10 · 19 May 2022]

No Johnny? I was like wtf is that guy.....Fired Johnny over accusations? F YOU.......... Drawn Out.......... Magic Makes No Sense really.........DumberDoor is a gay? F YOU............That is not the real dumbledore. BAD ACTOR PICK.........Hell johnnys role in the movies were suck as well, but he was fired for wrong reasons so F YOU........I blame all that on the writer however. We know what he is capable of and his writing of all 3 movies is like middle school level............I very much disliked Newt as well, weird az boi........That posture, no eye contact like a pathetic whimpering cowering human..............Same goes for the weirdo that turned out to be a dumberdoor but now with fake looking long hair............The writing in this whole series is pure crap i tell ya.........There is only one good thing to these films however..........................I liked the Muggle. Thats about it really, i kept watching all these films due to him alone.

Tag (I) (2018)

Very Good

[9/10 · 19 July 2018]

Awesome film, its a must see Awesome film, its a must see

Resident Evil: The Final Chapter (2016)

The Wost Video Editing of ALL Time!

[1/10 · 31 March 2017]

The worst video editing of ALL time... ..Period.... . .. ... .... Warning: Do not waste your life with this nonsense.

The material within the movie cannot be considered do to my fair and just judgement.

They should be tied down and made to watch this for 2 days straight.

Zoo (2015–2017)

What is this

[1/10 · 21 February 2017]

Horrible Acting. The actors and writing are so dumb it pisses you off. I tried watching this as much as I could because I really like the theme of the story but good gawd these actors and writing make it un-watchable. Warning: This show will lower your IQ. Warning: This show will lower your IQ. Warning: This show will lower your IQ. Warning: This show will lower your IQ.