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Hudson Hawk (1991)
One of my Top Ten WORST Movies Ever
Absurd attempt at comedy with a lot that is impossible to follow. The only bright spot was Danny Aiello's performance, especially his singing. Bruce Willis is a total flop, poorly playing a part that he couldn't carry on his best day. The slapstick shenanigans are ridiculous.
Killer Fish (1979)
Soooo Badddd
How do you kill a piranha? Make this movie! This movie is one of the top 6 Mystery Science 3000 masterpieces but that is the only recognition it should receive. This is like a college film student's B+ effort.
Rejected Pitches: Being John Malkovich (2012)
Absurd, Slow, and Boring
This rivals Cabin Boy as one of the worst movies ever. The premise is ridiculous and the acting is sub-standard. To waste such normally good actor on this piece of garbage is shameful. Get me a taxi so I can leave this movie forever!
Cabin Boy (1994)
Tops My List...
As the worst movie ever. All the negativity you can gather should be directed toward this "movie." The topper was Lettermanappearing in it. That was so absurd that it was almost unbelievable. It was not full of "subtleties" that made it an "underground classic." It is just pure garbage.