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Becky (2020)
Truly awful.
Seriously, don't waste your time on this pap. Dreadful in every sense of the word.
Fury (2014)
Pure fantasy.
The impressive acting was the only redeeming feature about this crass WWII fantasy that is actually insulting to the intelligence.
The Neighbor (2017)
William F is superb.
The story is believable but very slow to unravel but William F stole the show in a mesmerizing performance. Outstanding from the man.
SAS: Red Notice (2021)
Odd atmosphere
An enjoyable enough movie if you can suspend all belief in reality, acting ability and ridiculous screenplay but there was another curious element to this film and it was to do with the general atmosphere, if you will, and the fact none of the actors seemed to interact to make it believable, perhaps down to the main protagonist that distracted from the story line such was her curious presence.
The Patrol (2013)
Terrible sound.
The audio to this film, particularly the dialogue was at times indecipherable to the point you had to increase volume only to have your ears blown off by explosions.
Why do filmmakers persist with this poor quality? A real shame.
The Retreat (2020)
Enjoyable
I enjoyed the movie immensely and although not horror per se it was unnerving in parts, save for the hilarious monsters.
Still, I shall give my local forest a miss this weekend.
Say Yes (2018)
Distasteful rubbish.
Disrespectful to the subject of cancer with a clear agenda from the makers of this appalling movie. Beggars belief what the writers were thinking in creating such utter drivel.
Offensive (2016)
One of the best finds in years!
Well, there was I surfacing on the internet, as I do, whilst flicking TV channels and I came across this movie. I knew nothing about it or the premise of the storyline.
Let's just say the laptop was snapped shut as I got drawn into this tense film.
I shall add nothing more to what other reviewers here have already said.
Just sit back and 'enjoy'.
Flood (2007)
A disaster of a movie.
One of the worst scripts in movie history. Dire is an understatement and I felt for the actors and special effects people on this howler.
Feedback (2019)
Truly awful.
A totally ridiculous premise on every level. Quite mindnumbingly terrible.
Johnny English Strikes Again (2018)
Giggles and smirks aplenty.
Beyond parody but plenty to keep one amused with lots of pratfalls and one liners. Not side splittingly funny but entertaining enough for its sheer daftness.
Rowan Atkinson gurns and delivers his lines as best he can using the most ridiculous script storyline with side-kick Ben Miller who is the perfect fall.
The Predator (2018)
A mess from beginning to end.
A nonsensical storyline, muddied even further by appalling editing, script, characters and premise. The sound quality was as bad as the movie itself with dialogue almost inaudible at times. Action sequences made no sense and seemed cobbled together without any direction.
I'm not sure what this movie was trying to be but it failed on every count and was so ebarrassingly terrible even students from a second rate film school wouldn't have taken on such a shambolic travesty.
Whoever thought this would be a good idea and a cracking addition to the franchise should be put in the Predator's craft and spirited away forever.
The New Avengers: Gnaws (1976)
The most memorable episode.
Enormously fun if unusual episode that first aired at Xmas 1976. A better title would have been 'Shadows' but the pun of 'Gnaws' came off of the back of the mega-successful 'Jaws' the previous year.
An adventure in the dank underworld of London's sewer tunnels for our heroic trio this time where a killer shark... no wait, a snake... no wait, it's a giant rat is lurking to consume a myriad of victims that just happen to pass by. Gulp!
With Russian spies, giant tomatos, monster spiders and loopy scientists thrown into the goofy Hammer horror like plot this is simple, disengage the brain entertainment. Pure hokum ensues with familiar faces from the era cast.
The climactic ending is the part that has stuck in my mind from 43 years ago when it was first shown on British TV and the unintentionally hilarious reveal when Gnaws finally comes face to face with Steed, Purdey and Gambit is a picture for their horrified reactions. Well, it's not every day you see a rat the size of a London bus, is it?
The Wrong Neighbor (2017)
Oh dear oh dear!
As film fodder goes this is pretty diabolical from an acting and directorial perspective. How some of the 'actors' ever got the job is one of life's mysteries as you wouldn't see anything more wooden even if you studied an IKEA wardrobe. Characters were almost laughably stiff delivering excruciating well worn tropes. I only gave this calamity any stars at all for the unintended laughter it induced and for the goofy finale.