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Crazy Birds (2019)
Basically an animated Asylum movie
The title is a painfully obvious attempt to cash in on Angry Birds by using a similar title name in an the hopes of tricking people into buying it, which is the same tactic Asylum uses. The animation such as it is is laughable, there is no lip-syncing: the character's mouths simply move randomly and voices come out. The character designs are unpleasant at best and they move like badly-designed puppets.
I can only assume the 10-ratings this movie got here were from throw-away accounts from the studio.
The Wogglebug and Sylvie and the Enchanted Forest (2016)
Absolutely horrifying
The animation, such as there is, makes the cartoon scenes from the CDI Zelda and Mario games look like high art. For the most part, nothing on the characters move but their mouths, making it about as complex as an episode of Clutch Cargo. One of the characters is an old man sitting at a desk. His arms are stretched out in front of him about a foot above the desk. They do not move. Nothing on him moves but his mouth. His arms remain stretched out like planks the entire time.
The movie is at least three or four times longer than it has any right to be and the voice acting is absolutely horrendous. A child would grow tired of this drek in likely much less than half an hour. The fact that the movie's creator thinks someone is willing to sit through the entire TWO AND A HALF HOURS of this monstrosity boggles the mind.
The only reason a parent would buy this movie would be to punish their children and it should be considered a form of child abuse if not outright cruelty.
Tom and Jerry: Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (2017)
No.
Just... no.
Someone needs to be fired for this. I'd suggest they should be ashamed of themselves, but this is a shameless display as it is. Offensive to the source material and about as 'original' as someone taking the source material and making a cheap remake.
Oh wait; they did.