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Pootie Tang (2001)
relatively funny, but got old quickly
The film started off pretty hilarious, but it got annoying over time constantly hearing pootie speak. Perhaps the creators thought that the same shtick run over and over would keep getting laughs, but I tend to think comedy needs variety and spontaneity. The PSA's done by Pootie were pretty funny I thought.
This film got a 3 because of the redundancy of the humour and the fact that it was shown too many times on cinemax last summer. It's a movie to see just to say you've seen it, but it will be forgotten over time for certain. It's in a league of quickly forgotten movies such as CB-4, They Live, and Brotherhood of Justice.
BloodRayne (2005)
Horrible. horrible, horrible film
Where to begin with this piece of cinematic trash: let's see, maybe we can start with the fact that Michael Madsen cannot act. Seirously, I thought the entire time he was playing a washed-up alcoholic. Then let's move on to the fight scenes, where the swords are held in a position then hit second later, ruining the impression of a fight actually occurring. Maybe it is the sex scene which is so bad it cannot be described. By the time the movie was over, I was physically sick and wanted my money back. I guess on the bright side it is slightly better than Alone in the Dark.
The whole sex scene was so bad, I mean how many women wake up from a nightmare and then have sex with a guy they do not even know? Sure Kristeanna Loken is hot, but even that could not save the sex scene.