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The Art of War II: Betrayal (2008)
awful - don't watch this movie its a real let down.
Dude, Art of War the first movie was awes0m. This art of war 2 is crap, doesn't even come close to the first movie. It's like wesley snipes couldn't find a decent writer or any funding to make this...it could easily be some cheesy action flick from the 80's. Corny dialogue, cheap action, bad acting. You're seriously better off watching Zombie Stewerdess Vixens part 9 rather than this wannabe action flick. Cmon snipes, u were Blade ffs! i mean tommy lee jones could make a better movie than this, and thats sayin something. If you paid money for this movie then go slap yourself, you are now officialy one of the masses. This is lowest common denominator, worse than made for TV, on par with cheap B grade film script, production...etc
Speed Racer (2008)
W0rst M0vie in the WORLD
okay sure the racing scenes were brilliant, 10/10 for Computer Graphics. Every other moment in between was Corny, Poorly Acted, and generally Lame from the dialogue thru to the plot, and even the method of story telling was poor and confused. If you are a normal person you will want to bring a sledgehammer with you to this movie so you can continually pound it against your head as you are forced to listen to the emotional, sappy, boring, trite speeches given by each character. The fat kid who plays speeds youngest brother is the most annoying brat in history that adds nothing to the story, not even comic relief. The chimpanzee in the movie is about as entertaining as a dead cockroach. The entire movie would be understandable/forgivable if this movie were made for the target audience of children, but with all the long drawn out unnecessary corny emotional speeches that make up for 90% of the movie, even a kid would be like huh? Do not watch this movie, it is an insult to your intelligence and 2 hours of your life you'll be screaming you had back. What a waste!!!