To avoid any misunderstanding: I love Daniel Craig and Casino Royal was imho one of the best Bond movies. What came after Casino Royal was kind of meh but it was still watchable, but No Time to Die is just so bad that nobody ever will watch this movie a second time.
This movie fails on so many levels. I ran one minute late and even the opening sequence was so weird that after 3 minutes I had to ask the guy next to me if I'm really in a 007 movie...
Then suddenly all my hopes went up when we get the first action sequence, Craig at its best, the bridge stunt, the vintage Aston Martin, beautiful. Next action scene, bad guys steal the virus and use this badass magnet device to jump down the elavator, that's why we love James Bond movies. Fast forward to another action scene, Ana de Armas is absoutely stunning and I love the chemistry between her and Craig. She almost steals the show
But everything else in this movie? It's just so bad!!
I'm so disappointed with all that crap, and it's so sad seeing Craig leave the franchies like that. I even feel sad for his daughter's stuffed bunny.
1 star for Craig, 1 star for Ana de Armas and 1 star for the bunny.
Can't wait to see the woke reboot: 007 Origins. 007 Evolution. 007 Reloaded
Can we please have a white female SHAFT instead?
This movie fails on so many levels. I ran one minute late and even the opening sequence was so weird that after 3 minutes I had to ask the guy next to me if I'm really in a 007 movie...
Then suddenly all my hopes went up when we get the first action sequence, Craig at its best, the bridge stunt, the vintage Aston Martin, beautiful. Next action scene, bad guys steal the virus and use this badass magnet device to jump down the elavator, that's why we love James Bond movies. Fast forward to another action scene, Ana de Armas is absoutely stunning and I love the chemistry between her and Craig. She almost steals the show
But everything else in this movie? It's just so bad!!
- the woke black female 007. No charisma, no presence, she is just completely unlikable. I don't care the fact that she is black, she was just bad. They could have switched the actors of 007 and Moneypenny it would have been amazing. And she even dares to woke at Craig, saying it's just a number. Bond is a legend, and every other MALE actor would have showed his respects when meeting him, but of course the woke female 007 doesn't. What an insult to James Bond fans...
- the villain (Hackerman!!) never really gets introduced, or barely gets screentime. Who is that guy and why should I think about that guy?
- blofeld dies in the most unspectactular way possible
- felix dies. Again, in the most unspectacular way possible
- a gay "Q". Awesome. This is exactly what we wanted. Now we know what the "Q" stands for, maybe the next movie will give us "L" and "G" too
- A "cameo" of a guy that looks like Idris Elba. Or was it the real Idris Elba?
- the worst opening credits ever. Literally everybody in the cinema pulled out his smartphone during that time.
- Movie is just too long. After 90 minutes you just want it to be over because it feels more like a drama/love story than a 007 movie
- the car chasing scenes. Literally every land rover rolls over after one contact
- Ash. We see him 2 seconds before his car rolls over. His death may lhave ooked good on paper but it was ridiculous on screen
- The one-eyed henchman. Such a wuss, even gets tricked by the Bondgirl
- Bond has a kid. Why? Bond is a spy, a womanizer, a badass, no friends, no relatives, no family. Why give him a child? Maybe good for a Craig movie, but not for a 007 movie
- Craig ditches half a million bullets but then gets shot twice by the bad guy.
- Bond DIES. WHAT. IN. GODS. NAME. The real bond would have never died. The real bond would have never committed suicide like that. Bond would have never accepted the fact that he can't be healed, he would have spent the rest of his life trying to get rid of the nanobots.
- Speaking of nanobots. He gets an EMP watch. And you moron screenwriters try to tell us you can't destroy nanobots with an EMP? He literally has the cure on his wrist, but no he just gives up.
I'm so disappointed with all that crap, and it's so sad seeing Craig leave the franchies like that. I even feel sad for his daughter's stuffed bunny.
1 star for Craig, 1 star for Ana de Armas and 1 star for the bunny.
Can't wait to see the woke reboot: 007 Origins. 007 Evolution. 007 Reloaded
Can we please have a white female SHAFT instead?
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