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D'Curse (2013)
Horrible!
This was a horrid joke of a movie. I have no words to describe the cheapness of this movie. It was like a High School project. Everything was a joke. Everything. Uniforms, weapons. Same weapon used by two different people in two different scenes. Ruda, played by Michael Wright, looks like a Meth Head. He is Creepy anyway in all his films. HE was horrible. Beards and unkempt hair. Scroungy looking. The dispatch area of the NYPD as well as the Courtroom were Hilarious. Black vinyl stickers on the wall. The PD offices had Spencers Gift store posters on the wall. The CAPTAIN's office looked like a Hallway. One Black Dodge Charger, Unmarked used by everyone. James, just goes around shooting 3 people in a span of 2 months and is still working on the streets. Misspelled words on a "prop" newspaper. Special effects were done by the middle school computer graphics class.
PLEASE Don't waste your time watching it. It's pretty bad when Wiki doesnt have a page on it.
Total Cost of Production $137.62 Filmed in 2 days.
Unforgotten (2012)
Actually an -1
This is absolutely the worst movie I have ever seen! Unknown actors. Crap script and story. God awful special effects. No research could have been done for the movie. An old mafia guy, buries a bunch of guns in his back yard, 30 years ago. He digs them up and they are just buried in the dirt. No containers, no plastic, etc. and he just wipes the dirt off and they all work fine. Bullet hole stickers on glass. Main character finds out his son is kidnapped with his wife standing beside him. She never says a word. He hangs up, never says a word to her about the situation and tells her to go to her mothers for a few days and to take the daughter, She says, Ok all happy like, not questioning why. Then tells the daughter get a bag, we are leaving. No freak out or questions from her also. The bad guy is a "D" bag, "Pretends" to smoke all thru the movie. Now the bad guy wants to kill the good guy for killing his Dad, but was lied to by the guy who really killed his Dad. Lots of unnecessary lines in the so called movie. So Dad kills bad guy, rescues son and just drives home with 5 bodies in the parking lot and 1 inside. No one heard 1000 shots fired in the area or from the street. The final scene area, a trailer, has been used in other films. I only left it on because it came on after a movie finished and was reading and laughing the entire time. Not because it was funny, because it was crap.