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No Men Beyond This Point (2015)
A feminist's ideal world
While I appreciate the science and how it seems pretty accurate and the acting isn't bad. I like the What If idea of being women could get pregnant without men but the film fails with how it's played out. I didn't like nearly any of the girls in the film and the only tolerable girls in it are just bland and that problem follows the boys. While they have some personality, they're not played well and just appear bland. It takes many important parts of human history kinda spits on it and shapes it for them to. When they show the men protesting for equal rights they just have the women attack them and say it's ok for that to happen when in actual history it was told as empowering when women protested (which was but it would be if men did it in this world of reverse order). Then they say that other events in history like creations of certain things and placing a man on the moon are stupid because it was ran by men. They make a rule where guys can't hang out in groups bigger than two and I find that just stupid because that was never done with women in actual history. They enslaved men in it but I don't think they specifically says that they were enslaved. It's just a film made for feminist to enjoy and say that "World would be better if we act like the men were dinosaurs and died off." Also it's apparently is comedy but I couldn't find a single funny joke in this film. I say the only good thing is the science but I'm glad we got it only because of the concept of it. Maybe in the future it could be redone or someone does the idea but actually make it funny, maybe not a documentary, and not treat men as awful creatures. In the end I can say that you should watch it just for the concept and to understand how it works.
Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius (2001)
Not as bad as people say
I never watched the show as a kid so when I watched the movie, I knew nothing but that Jimmy is a genius so this movie was a fresh take on the show for me. Obviously just like the show, the CGI didn't age well but I found the characters kinda alright and the voice acting was pretty good. The jokes were ok and the story was good. I thought the sence where they used the rides to go to space was amazing. I give it a 7 because the CGI isn't the prettiest to look at and often the characters are unenjoyable but for a show that I knew nothing about, the movie was passable and is easily one of the better movies to come out of Nick
Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul (2017)
Was this asked for?
Who wanted a sequel to an average 3 movie series? When the movie came out, the book was out for to long for it to be relevant for kids to care about. The humor was bottom of the barrel and every character but the child was either unlikable or lacked any personality past 1. Greg was insanely self-absorbed, Rodrick was stupid, the mom and dad were as unique as plain oatmeal, and the baby couldn't have a personality trait because it is a baby. There was no reason for this movie to exist since Dog Days left on a good note for a book made for 12 year olds. If you watch it, watch it when it's free to watch because acting that bad doesn't deserve your 20 dollars that could go to a good movie.
Home Movies (1999)
As entertaining as watching paint dry
This movie is boring and unfunny. I can understand why people say its one of the best shows I can't find it enjoyable- it is boring, unfunny, and awkward. The animation looks like it was made in 10 minutes while they let the voice actors just say whatever the hell they want after telling them the topic of the episode. The creativity was bought from behind the dollar store and the jokes (if you can call them that) just seem last minute. I recommend watching the grass grow instead of watching this.
Bob's Burgers (2011)
One of the best shows EVER
This show is amazing. One of the funniest shows to ever exist. The characters are enjoyable, the episodes are amazing, the jokes are funny and clever, the voice acting is amazing, the dialog is at a perfect pace, the references are perfect, and its one of the only Fox shows that got to 9 seasons and is still funny and can still feel fresh. If you haven't watch this show yet then you should get ready to start streaming one of the best shows in your life.
Pixels (2015)
One of the best Sandler movies
An underrated movie that was actually funny. I'm not the biggest Adam Sandler fan but this is an amazing movie that doesn't deserve all the hate it gets. Personally I didn't grow up with arcade games because I was born in the 2000's but I did get nostalgia from it with Jump-Man (Mario), Pac-man, Donkey Kong, Tetris, Quibert, Astroid, Frogger, Duck Hunt, and Centipede but minus that it still is funny. I recommend this Sandler movie.
The Smurfs (2011)
Painfully unfunny and boring
This was a bad film. It can be fun to hate on with friends but otherwise it is just a way to make money with toy merchandise. While Gargamel is the only thing that makes it a little bit enjoyable but not by much. Its boring, unfunny, and as interesting as watching someone moving a brick an inch every 30 minutes.
Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa (2002)
Cheaper then a dollar store barbie rip-offs
Imagen if Microsoft Paint made CGI movies in 1940 then you got a movie with the budget of bootlegged Pokémon Go toys but yet had amazing voice actors. A moment of silence for the poor people who had to voice any character in this 6 feet under the barrel movie.