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Dünyayi Kurtaran Adam (1982)
an underrated classice :)
Although not many peoples have seen or heard of this film, geroge lucas was heavily inspired by this great indie film to create the famous star wars franchise :) many shots in the star wars films are very heavily referenced by the stunning cinematography , and the sound track too is very inspired. the world of this movie is very cool many of the speesise are thigns you have already seen such as demons and werewolfs however something unique to this unvierse is feral ningas !
i very much enjoyed the chemistry between the two main characters despite how ambiguious their relationship is , im looking forward to seeing a continuation of this franchise seen. haha :)
anyway i always knew that gerongini lucas took inspiration from the movies main theme which is now known as le Indiana jones theme as a little piece of trivia and food for thought :) the brian seen in the movie has been debated as to being yoda? not a fan of the thoery but i supporteded the idea an free thinkig of such anyways i'm kinda saddend by the fact that this undererated classiciums is loooked over since it's the SOLE reason why the star wars we love and funk out to is existing today, fantastic film. haha cheers :)
Beetlejuice (1988)
beetleorangedrink? sorry can't say the name three times
Really good movie overall about ghost cople and their wacky zany adventures of being ghost but along the way they meet girl who can see ghosts? haha merhaps it could be because of gothic inclination but other than that it was a refershing sight to see deceased actors be cast for a film like this very good choice :) "coach!" my favorite character has to be the football bros. I am a little upset that they were not able to resolve finding the mens restroom by the end of the move though :( kind of a plot hole but ill let it slide.. i quite liked beetle*****'s outfits throughout the movie and his advertisements were very convincing and i will cosnidr consulting him fro his services int he future.. i have some concerns about the humane treatment of the sandworm used in this movie though i do not like animal cruelty in movies and it seems like it was put under distressing circumstances at some points :( merhaps i am biased becuase i have a pet sandworm at home, either ways i am glad to reccomend this movie it is a good halieween classic! cheers :)
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
kill william is cool
I quite like this anime, i had heard of it before and this is my first time watching one :) it was hard to locate the english sub for it but it was wroth it.. my favorite character by far was the cowboy with several shades, his fashion is very good like mine and i hope to see more of him, just a good mention perhaps for the future installment? he could be this Budd Lightyear that has been foreshadowde through this movie haha just some food for thought. anyway i quite enjoyed watching this with english subtitle especially the anime parts and extra anime parts which further establish the katan sword :) it was a really really neat touch to include the seventites intro in the begining. speaking of katan swords, i really liked Hanzo from overwatch in this movie. he reminded me a lot of my dad when he'd tell me to stop watching movies in the attic and get him a bottle of warm sake (he's chinese). the part where the bride became bruce lee was also cool. it was like watching two movies at once, which is good because it gives me more time to watch movies. haha cheers :)
Mosura tai Gojira (1964)
very interesting take on how a scallie warrior gets sapped by a rogue
This movie was very entertainingment to any kaiju fan out there as it blended in a perfect mix of actioin romance and suspense. the blooming yet troublesome relationship between mothra and godzilla was very well executed haha :) it definitely felt real throughout the movie as mothman was killed during the second half of the film which was a very freightning turn of events.. the combat in this movie was very exiting however i know that godzillja is the bad guy here but it felt unfair watching him get stunlocked so much by three different rogues throguhout the movie! he couldnt land a single hit! i found it quite interdosting that the egg that belongs to him and mothman because i think that they are mates? hatched just in time. it is weird that his children are worms and were so eager to attack but i think that it added to the story with an epic plot twist. i hope that godzila is not dead forever, i would like to see him in future movies ! cheers :)
Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988)
the most dramatic and intense movie of all time? yes and defiantly
Killier klowns klown kouter kspace was a thrilling ride from start to finish as it brought a lot of emotion as it was quite the journey into the wacky world of killer klowns from kspace, the klown kguns were especially the most deadly weapon? haha :) anyways the police officer known as dave was really handsome and both me and my bf agree but not as cute as ewan mcgregor haha :) i am not sure if this is gripe but this movie made me very hungary for burgers and cotton candy and unfortuniately i do not think that it is legal to eat human being swrapped in coton candies where i live. haha. i think that my favorite character was the balloon dog. i hope that he survived and is living his best life :)
haii it's me :3 im on my dad's account, we're collabing 4 this review x3 i started watching this movie near the end but i liked it when the fat clown came and took a big ol sip out of the cotton candy! i thought that was neat. :3 umm any way i was happy that none of the guys died. i liked dave but that because i only know his name x3 also hes cute :3 anyway it looked like a fun movie and i hope i can watch it again soon ^.^
baiiii :3
haha cheers : )
Killjoy (2000)
it was quite alright, i'm afraid i dont swing that way again
This movie was a really funny journey through the story of the dark clown known as Killjoy and his adventures to kill the evil guys who killed a nerd named mcahiel? haha it was filled with various scenes that include bars but no high school which is very dissappoint. over all it needed a better cinemagotrafy
it was really good and im pretty sure the characters were 16 so it brought it close to home because i am 13 (im on my dad's account) but made me very uncomfy at the sex scenes >.< but i really liked the part where killjoy yelled "that was some goooood pussay!" because i thought it was really funny. (SPOILER ZONE!) it was kind of scary when the thugs died and i was sad when my man baby boy died (bc i like his name >w<). i was scared jamal would die but then he didnt ^.^ (i think hes cute) :3 (end spoiler zone.... for now?!) i hope one day i can grow up to be a dark clown just like killjoy :) i have very few gripes with this film besides the cinemotographeroragrophy and i kind of wish ewan mcgregor was in this movie because this movie lacked christian values and also he is cute . i am looking forward to watching the other 3 movies with my daughter who helped me write this review soon, stay tuned :) cheers
Shrek (2001)
unfortunately this once i do not swing that way
This movie was quite good, it was really interesting to see the origin story of master yoda from the star wars series done in a fully cgi comedy film. i'm glad we got to see more of the swamps of dagobah, it's quite strange that donkey like creatures similar to what we have on our own planet can be found here though. anyways, the plot centers around a young master yoda seeking to destroy the evil darth farquidede with the help of his young padawan Qui Gon Donkey. they also meet padme's ancestor who was nearly captured and turned into dart fuqudu's apprentice. quite interdosting? hahaha i thought that it was truly the greatest prologue to the epic saga of Roblox Wars. anyways, i wonder if John Shedletsky will return to direct anymore sequels? i hope so haha so may the fotrh be with you. cheers :)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith (2005)
this singlehandly caused a war? yes, between my sexuality and my homosexuality
This is the third movie in the star wars prequel trilogy and it doesn't dissapoint? i was really upset when R4 met his tragic end during the battle at the begining and how quickly obiwan discarded him. it truly felt like the biggest betrayal in the whole movie. and oh right anininikin betrays everyone i nearly forgot about that.
anyways i can safely say for sure that i do swing that way because ewan mcgregor aged really well in this movie hahaha :) i thought the action scenes were really awesome i liked the part where general grieves turned into a bug it really took me off guard haha, it was also interesting when it was revealed that there was another clone army but this time of chewbacka all living on kashykk, but the abundance of clones brings a glaring problem to light. why can we make millions of clone units, space ship,s and droids, buyt not save senator padthai from dying of depression? like why did they not give her antidepressents? its not that hard, just stop having space sadness :) im looking forward to future installments of this series even though this one ended up falling flat, perhaps we will see luke and leia against as protagonists? interdosting concept. cheers :) haha
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones (2002)
hmm, well, there's clones in it and they attack
This is not my favorite star wars entry not neccessarily because it was a weak episode but why does jingle jangle fett have to die? he has a son? i wonder whats going to happen to bobby fett ? i would of liked closure for this character. there weere some parts i did like such as the hot chemistry between obi wan and r4. i hope we can see more of this in the next episode :D and obi wan's actor, ewan mcgregor, aged really well and is still quite cute but maybe i swing that way hahaha :) anyways i quite liked the part where anakin was very much upset over the sand and how it effected his character and very being as well as padememe being the person to take him out of his sand loathing ways. overall, i'd rate this film a 6 out of 10, high points and low points? check hahaha cheers :)
World of Warcraft: Legion (2016)
bad because of lack of ironforge rations and varian
This movie is a colosal failure to the great movie company of Blizzard entertamint and they know it on a cinematic and lore perspective as they killed off the great Variam wrynn and he was killed while eating his favorite snack, the ironforge rations it makes me upset due to varian being respected character :l in protest of this i will no longer be purchasing lunchables, hence ending my monetary support to blizzard, i will also petition for ironforge lunchables to be illegal in the united states. cheers :)
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
cool
This is a pretty ok sequel i quite liked it, the scene with the taun taun guts made me really hungry for hoth rations though.... anyway i really liked the relationship established between chewiebaka and c3p00, could there be romantic undertones? my main gripe with this film is that everybody is mean to the robot c3p00, he is the only smart one in this film. ;) anyways i really liked the fact about dantwoeeen being in both movies and it brings it very GOOD touch and i also like the untouched relationship between dart vart and the luke skywalaker in the near end of the film, lots of tension but you know what kind ; ) since he revealed himself to be luke's lover after chopping arm off other than that it was an already ok movie and great follow up cheers : )
Actium Maximus (2005)
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh is all that i can describe it for
Exclelent movie because i could not understand it's complex themes and overarcin g plots with good characters my favorite is gurgling sock puppoet and how he carried the movie with spectacualer performance by john anyway i thought the spescial affects were pretty alright however i did not appreciate how the dinosaurs weer always chewing gum :( not good for the teeth and could send a bad message to yte youth, overall this movie was pretty okay, i cannot wait nfor the sequel
cheers :)
Star Wars (1977)
it's ok
I thought it was alright :) i tihnk that the special effects were pretty ok for a movie made by a small indie company. anyways, i realy liked the rain troopers. they were very cool . why did queen lava lead the star destroyer to the rebellious house planet though ? that is my only gripe. but i also have one gripe? of other thing known as misc. one of the pilots known as biggs was shot down during the end scene when dark vatarm was chasing them? that personally was very sad and sdisappointing but other than that it was a great movie and harrison ford was handsom but i don't swing that way hahaha cheers : )