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Reviews
Winchester (2018)
Holy Moses this is rotten in every way
The writing and directing is amateur. The acting is horrific. And the scares are pointless. Just random attempts at fear with no link to the story. Oh a shadowy figure. Oh a kid randomly walks around with a bag on his head and his eyes turn milky and narrowly hurts himself. Oh a loudly rolling roller skate. Oh a ghost jumps out from behind a door who has no role in advancing the story.
Island Zero (2018)
Seriously the worst movie ever made
I'm sorry, but if you think this movie has any redeeming qualities you are an absolute idiot who deserves to have his head run over with a lawnmower. The plot is pointless and unprofound, the script teeters between laughable and nauseating, the acting is painful and amateurish, and the directing is so frustratingly bad I think it might have broken my brain. Thanks for ruining my life, Josh Gerritsen.