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8 Reviews
Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss
9 September 2021
Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard
(2021)
Waste of money
18 July 2021
They had the budget to hire some a list actors. But They chose to skimp on the script. And that is how you make expensive garbage. It's so bad that it shouldn't even be profitable. The estimated budget is $50-70 million. Imagine giving 1 million to 50 different small directors. I bet something better would be made.
Kevin Can F**k Himself
(2021–2022)
Good, but it has a cost.
15 June 2021
They use laugh track, is really annoying. Also, I can only watch skipping the husband parts, he is so annoying and don't have anything redeemable. But I like the actress and I'm looking forward to see Robin Lord Taylor.
Thus movie can cure your insomnia
16 January 2021
Jupiter Ascending
(2015)
Downhill ride
20 December 2020
Starts interesting enough so you watch more. In the middle it becomes a soap opera. Boring. Also there is an extreme difference between the audio of the people talking, is low. And the crash, shooting, is too loud. So is uncomfortable. The movie is strangely dark, in in the subject but in lightning. And the last observation, why is Eddie Redmayne whispering???
Primal
(2019)
A movie we din't need
11 November 2019
Warning: Spoilers
Frank is a animal trafficker, he comes to Brasil to capture a rare feline and other animals. Local people speak Spanish (in Brasil we speak PORTUGUESE) they are very passive except one guy that refuse to drive for Frank. And a big coincidence happens, he is in the same ship as ''one very dangerous prisoner, captured by a lot of great agents'' another cliché. The rest of the movie they try to capture that prisoner. Boring movie, with a lot of bad stereotypes. Nicolas Cage and Famke Janssen could have chosen a better movie. One good thing on this movie that I have to mention: The music Arraial do Pavulagem - Cachoeira Prateada
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