avengerthedead Reviews

Overlord (2018)

Great Film, very Tarantino-esque.

[9/10 · 3 October 2020]

If you're a fan of Tarantino, you might like this.

It's got all the aspects of sweet brutal action flick combined with some horror elements. Everything was done so well and the director really impressed me, i'd never heard of Julius Avery before but he seems very promising.

Watch with the girlfriend and have a drink when watching, it's well worth it!

The Recall (2017)

Awful movie, terrible cast. Do not watch this if you like Wesley Snipes.

[1/10 · 16 June 2017]

Where can I start?

Firstly let's start off by pointing out the number of fake reviews praising this movie, most likely from the d-grade actors involved in this movie or their publicists. You should be ashamed...not because of the number of fake reviews you so vainly posted, but by how embarrassingly obvious they are as fakes (check RottenTomatoes, you will see more fake reviews there).

So...the movie itself is very c-grade. Usual generic story of teens going into the woods, everything is laughably predictable, normally i'd say this isn't such a bad thing if you enjoy that type of movie but unfortunately the acting and writing is beyond rubbish.

The emotions are all wrong and swing from one to the next without any care or thought as to the scene itself. Amateur actors at best. I was really excited to see Wesley Snipes on the big screen again but dude, you made a huge mistake doing this movie.

You will recognise the annoying kid from Breaking Bad is in this movie, I don't really wish bad things for him IRL but I could have punched that stupid character he played in this movie over and over in the face.

Make no mistake, this movie blows, anyone telling you otherwise is a shill being paid by cronies related to this movie. Frankly the only pleasure you will derive from this movie, is telling your friends how bad it was.

Do not watch.

The Valleys (2012–2014)

Terrible try-hard show

[1/10 · 31 March 2014]

If you liked Jersey Shore and Geordie shore you probably won't like this try-hard MTV show with characters who make up the excrement of the human gene pool.

A poorly written, poorly scripted reality-TV atrocity. All the people are trash...and not in the cool 'nouveau art' sense of the word, I mean they are human garbage.

Every scene contains try-hard attention seeking partying or try-hard lines. They even try and concoct some sort of love story between to the two most insanely unlikeable people on earth. I feel sorry for the Welsh people who have to deal with these low renters. Not to mention the main guy who tries to run the show, with the ridiculous haircut, he also looks like a major try-hard.

You will feel embarrassed while watching this show. MTV - what are you doing? I know you guys suck, but is this how low you've sunken now? Conclusion: Bunch of loser welsh people, try too hard to look cool and MTV decided to film it. Obvious scripted scenes, producers cue the morons on the show to say certain things...it's so transparent, it really is garbage TV.