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Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard (2021)
The worst movie to spend time of your life on.
I saw this movie with my dad. We weren't expecting much, just a fun action comedy with some talented actors. But the fact that I spent an hour and a half of my life on this piece of utter garbage frustrates me beyond belief. Ryan Reynolds has lost all of my respect. How could the man behind Deadpool make this?! It still boggles my mind. Don't support the producers who think that you're a stupid idiot who will laugh at the most predictable and unfunny jokes. You're better than that. If I can stop at least one father and son from spending their hard earned cash on this soulless farce of a movie, I'll feel a little better about my mistake and support of this nonsense.
Willy's Wonderland (2021)
It's a joke
The movie has no intentions on being anything but what it is. Nic Cage fighting robots for an hour and a half. And it's awesome.
Child's Play (2019)
Sorry Jack, Chucky's back!
What can I even say? Its brilliant! Mark Hamill is unstoppable as the tiny toy terror, and the rest of the cast is just as good. The kills are great, the story is great, everything is great! See this movie!
Child's Play (2019)
Sorry Jack, Chucky's back!
What can I even say? Its brilliant! Mark Hamill is unstoppable as the tiny toy terror, and the rest of the cast is just as good. The kills are great, the story is great, everything is great! See this movie!
Men in Black: International (2019)
A passable film, but it could have been so much more!
I adore the first MIB. It's fun and witty. The second one was a major letdown, making the same movie, just reversing the roles. The third was a great return to form, but it wasn't anything amazing like the first. This is on the same level as the third. The humor was in point, but the story was lacking. The biggest sin this movie makes is ditching the prosthetics and going with all CGI. It always sticks out like a sore thumb, and it's crazy that a film in 2019 looks faker than a film from the late 70's. It is worth seeing, but maybe not in theaters.
X-Men: Dark Phoenix (2019)
Great finale to a great series
I took my uncle to go see this for his birthday, and after reading reviews, I expected the worst. But I actually found myself enjoying the movie a lot! There were flaws, like how Quicksilver was sidelined, but overall it was a good time!