GNN Presents - George Washington's Wooden Pants
Legend tells us that George Washington the father of our country wore wooden teeth. GNN, ( Gurian News Network), your source for "All The News That's Fit To Dance To", brings you the truth, which is that he actually wore wooden pants.
Follow George's progression all the way from his infancy, when he wore wooden diapers that had to be hammered closed, to his full length wooden pants, which he wore in the famous painting of him crossing The Delaware.
And when he chopped down the cherry tree? It was to get softer wood for his pants, since he had been wearing mahogany pants, and you know how uncomfortable that can be!