Lewis's Possible Future Wife's

by lewis-lambert | created - 23 Dec 2010 | updated - 30 Dec 2010 | Public

This was an in-office experiment to create a list of possible (although very unlikely) future wife's just from English celebs listed here on IMDB.

The comments next to each one are my colleague Richards responses to my choices. Somewhat harsh I think however very humorous!

1. Emily Blunt

Actress | Edge of Tomorrow

Emily Olivia Leah Blunt is a British actress known for her roles in The Devil Wears Prada (2006), The Young Victoria (2009), Edge of Tomorrow (2014), and The Girl on the Train (2016), among many others.

Blunt was born on February 23, 1983, in Roehampton, South West London, England, the second of ...

Big Chin

2. Keira Knightley

Actress | Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

Keira Christina Knightley was born March 26, 1985 in the South West Greater London suburb of Richmond. She is the daughter of actor Will Knightley and actress turned playwright Sharman Macdonald. An older brother, Caleb Knightley, was born in 1979. Her father is English, while her Scottish-born ...

Too Skinny

3. Gemma Arterton

Actress | Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time

Gemma Christina Arterton was born in Gravesend, Kent, England, where she was raised. She is the daughter of Sally-Anne (Heap), a cleaner, and Barry J. Arterton, a welder. Her mother's cousin is singer-songwriter Eric Goulden.

Her parents divorced when she was age five, and Gemma subsequently lived ...

Massive Chin (Detachable??)

4. Lily Collins

Actress | The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones

Lily Jane Collins was born in Guildford, Surrey, England. Her father is English musician Phil Collins, while her mother, Jill Tavelman, who is from Los Angeles, California, was president of the Beverly Hills Women's Club for three terms. Lily moved with her mother to LA at the age of five, after ...

Daughter of Phil and looks like a Bratz doll. John won't be happy about that.

5. Sienna Guillory

Actress | Love Actually

Sienna Guillory is the daughter of American folk guitarist Isaac Guillory and Tina Thompson, an English model. Guillory's parents encouraged her to express herself artistically as she was growing up and this led to her decision to become an actor. She was educated at Gresham's School, Holt, Norfolk...

She's OK... But not stunning

6. Rhona Mitra

Actress | Underworld: Rise of the Lycans

Mitra was born in Paddington, London, England, the daughter of Nora Downey and Anthony Mitra, a cosmetic surgeon. She has an older and a younger brother. Her father is of Bengali Indian and English descent, and her mother is Irish. In 1984, when Mitra was eight, her parents divorced, and she was ...

Massive Jaw

7. Anna Friel

Actress | Land of the Lost

Anna Friel is an English actress, born in Rochdale. She has been acting since the age of 13, appearing in a number of British television programmes. She made her West End stage debut in London in 2001, and has subsequently appeared on stage in several productions, including an adaptation of ...

She's too old for me (Apparently)

8. Kelly Brook

Actress | Piranha 3D

From the age of 13,she attended the Italia Conte stage school where she studied dance, drama, and singing for three years. At 16, she began her modeling career gracing the covers of numerous magazines including GQ, FHM, Maxim, Sky, Cosmopolitan, Hello, Tatler, The Face, and Company, becoming one of...

She's fine.

9. Kelly Reilly

Actress | Pride & Prejudice

Jessica Kelly Siobhán Reilly (born July 18, 1977) is an English actress. Her performance in After Miss Julie at the Donmar Warehouse made her a star of the London stage and earned her a nomination for a Laurence Olivier Award for Best Actress of 2003. Reilly was born and brought up in Chessington, ...

Hmmm I duno... Can't really see what she looks like...

:-O only one photo...

...Ohh hang on she's got a massive chin too.

10. Felicity Jones

Actress | Rogue One

Felicity Rose Hadley Jones is an English actress and producer. Jones started her professional acting career as a child, appearing at age 12 in The Treasure Seekers (1996). She went on to play Ethel Hallow for one series in the television show The Worst Witch and its sequel Weirdsister College. ...

She's OK

11. Tamsin Egerton

Actress | Grimsby

Egerton attended Ditcham Park School near Petersfield in Hampshire, where she says she was bullied. She also states she truanted, preferring to go to modeling shoots. After finishing school at 16 with nine A-grade GCSEs, Egerton decided to pursue acting rather than going to university. She had a ...

She's OK

12. Hazel D'Jan

Writer | The Second Appearance

She appeared in several international films. With her unique looks and mass appeal, she has found herself in much demand. Now she's well on her way to write, produce and star in many up-scale projects. She has secured herself motion pictures on a global platform. Hazel D'Jan surely has something ...

Proper Moon Head

13. Michelle Ryan

Actress | Bionic Woman

Michelle Ryan was born on April 22nd, 1984 in Enfield, Middlesex, England.

She started her career performing in a Dance Gala at The London Palladium with "Wayne Sleep" (1998), with her first television role being "Dolores" in the children's program, The Worst Witch: Fair Is Foul and Fouls Are Fair (...

Another Moon Head... Sisters?

14. Anna Walton

Actress | Hellboy II: The Golden Army

Anna Walton was born on December 18, 1980 in London, England, UK. She is an actress, known for Hellboy II: The Golden Army (2008), Mutant Chronicles (2008) and Vampire Diary (2006).

Pin Head (This is better than I giant head)

15. Christina Cole

Actress | What a Girl Wants

Christina Cole was born on May 8, 1982 in London, England, UK. She is an actress, known for What a Girl Wants (2003), Casino Royale (2006) and Jupiter Ascending (2015).

She looks like someones mum... Guess she could be

16. Gemma Chan

Actress | The Creator

Gemma Chan (born 29 November 1982) is a British film, television, and theatre actress and former fashion model. She played Charlotte in season four of the Showtime and ITV2 series Secret Diary of a Call Girl (2007); Ruth in Channel 4's Fresh Meat (2011); Mia Bennett in Doctor Who: The Waters of Mars...

Oh dear... She was in a film with Danny Dyer

17. Kate Magowan

Actress | Stardust

Kate Magowan was born on June 1, 1975 in Harrow, London, England, UK. She is an actress and producer, known for Stardust (2007), Spotless (2015) and A Lonely Place to Die (2011). She has been married to John Simm since April 2004. They have two children.

Head mostly made of Jaw!

18. Sophie Winkleman

Actress | Wonka

Sophie Winkleman was born on August 5, 1980 in London, England, UK. She is an actress and writer, known for Wonka (2023), The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (2005) and Peep Show (2003). She has been married to Lord Frederick Windsor since September 12, 2009. They have ...

She's OK even though she has a silly name! and half sister of Claudia!

19. Miranda Raison

Actress | My Week with Marilyn

Miranda grew up in Burnham Thorpe on the North Norfolk coast and trained at the Webber Douglas Academy of Dramatic Art. Her father, Nick, is a jazz pianist and her mother, Caroline, read the news for Anglia television. In 2011, she played the title role in 'Anne Boleyn' at Shakespeare's Globe ...

She's OK apart from she's blond! - Bit harsh I though!

20. Keeley Hazell

Actress | Ted Lasso

Keeley Hazell was born in the London borough of Lewisham, grew up in Grove Park and attended the Ravensbourne School in Bromley. Her mother, Amber, was a dinner lady and her father, Roy, was a window fitter; they separated when she was thirteen years old. At 16 years of age, Hazell left school to ...

Was she a page 3 girl? Can see the chest though.

Yep! Nothing wrong with this one.

21. India de Beaufort

Actress | Run Fatboy Run

India de Beaufort was born in Kingston upon Thames, Surrey, England, UK. She is an actress and producer, known for Run Fatboy Run (2007), Slumberland (2022) and Kimi (2022). She has been married to Todd Grinnell since August 29, 2015. They have one child.

Yeah she's nice!

22. Tara Summers

Actress | Fleishman Is in Trouble

Tara Summers is a British actress. Summers began her career as Katie Lloyd on David E. Kelley's hugely successful series Boston Legal. She has done numerous arcs on other critically acclaimed shows such as Fleishman is in Trouble, Damages, Ringer, Stalker, Evil, Dietland, Sons of Anarchy, in ...

Looks like a man... Quite a manly face you have there.

23. Charlotte Salt

Actress | Beowulf

Charlotte Salt was born on August 12, 1985 in Newcastle-under-Lyme, Staffordshire, England, UK. She is an actress, known for Beowulf (2007), The TV Set (2006) and The Tudors (2007). She has been married to Oliver Coleman since July 31, 2014. They have two children.

She's OK. Looks a bit mardy.

24. Susie Amy

Actress | Bonded by Blood

Susie Amy was born in London in 1981, and brought up in Surrey. Although she always studied drama, she went to academic schools all her life. An agent spotted her in 1999 when she was doing a play at the National Theatre in London - 'After Juliet' by Sharman McDonald. Over the next two years she ...

She is defo a man!

25. Lara Pulver

Actress | Maternal

Lara was born and raised in Essex, UK. She studied drama with the NYMT and went on to gain a BA Honours degree in Theatre.

Lara's extensive theatre career led her to gain a Laurence Olivier Award nomination for her portrayal of "Lucille Frank" in Rob Ashford's production of "Parade" at The Donmar ...

* nods head and shrugs * - She's OK

26. Rachel McDowall

Actress | Mamma Mia!

Rachel McDowall was born on October 4, 1984 in Whiston, Merseyside, England, UK. She is an actress, known for Mamma Mia! (2008), Quantum of Solace (2008) and The Stranger (2014). She has been married to Constantine Tzortzis since May 16, 2014.

Lollipop head - The neck is too long and as wide as the head!

McDoughnut?

27. Emma Pierson

Actress | Absolutely Anything

Emma Pierson was born on April 30, 1981 in Plymouth, Devon, England, UK. She is an actress and director, known for Absolutely Anything (2015), Guest House Paradiso (1999) and The Last King (2003).

Slap head... That is one giant forehead love!

28. J.C. Brandy

Actress | Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers

J.C. Brandy was born on November 15, 1975 in Chelsea, London, England, UK. She is an actress and writer, known for Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995), What Lies Beneath (2000) and Star Trek: The Next Generation (1987). She has been married to Nathaniel Kunkel since July 7, 2005. They have...

Bit of a slap head but its not quite an Emma Pierson

29. Cat Deeley

Self | So You Think You Can Dance

Cat Deeley was born on October 23, 1976 in Sutton Coldfield, Birmingham, England, UK. She is an actress and producer, known for So You Think You Can Dance (2005), Deadbeat (2014) and Life's Too Short (2011). She has been married to Patrick Kielty since September 30, 2012. They have two children. ...

Can't say there is anything wrong there! A lot like Richards ex (apparently)

30. Layla Warren

Layla Warren was born in London, England, UK. She is an actress and writer, known for Under the Silver Lake (2018). She has been married to Chris Warren since May 23, 2019. She was previously married to Steve Covino.

* Nods Head *

Is she a cross?

31. Olivia Grant

Actress | Stardust

Olivia Grant was born on September 20, 1983 in London, England, UK. She is an actress, known for Stardust (2007), All the Money in the World (2017) and Lark Rise to Candleford (2008).

Oooo another forehead going on!

32. Victoria Summer

Actress | Transformers: Age of Extinction

Actress and singer Victoria Summer is best known for her breakout role as 'Julie Andrews' in Disney's 'Saving Mr. Banks' opposite Tom Hanks and a supporting role in Paramount Pictures' 'Transformers: Age of Extinction' (Michael Bay). She has since appeared in 'Garlic and Gunpowder' (Vivica A. Fox/...

Quite a big forehead going on there too. However I like this one. (not the forehead. Victoria)

33. Alison Carroll

Actress | The Waiting Room

Alison Carroll is an actress known for her role of the Official Lara Croft for the prestigious Tomb Raider: Underworld video game. She had to undertake a series of courses which included SAS survival, combat and semi-automatic weapons training in Eastern Europe, and a crash course in world ...

Nice dirty eyes... Somewhat slutty apparently

34. Stacey Hayes

Actress | Cool Girl

Stacey Hayes was born on August 10, 1976 in London, England, UK. She is an actress, known for Cy Girls (2004), The Captain and Casey Show (2004) and The Debtors (1999).

Don't like blond!

35. Emily O'Brien

Actress | Love, Death & Robots

Emily O'Brien was born in Bedfordshire, England. Her mother is Persian and Emily speaks Farsi fluently. She is a three-time Daytime Emmy-nominated actress and writer, known for portraying the voice of The Woman in David Fincher's: Love Death and Robots in The Witness, her five-year series regular ...

Nice C.S.M.

36. Georgina Reilly

Actress | City on a Hill

Georgina Frances Reilly is a British Canadian actress born in Guildford, United Kingdom, to songwriter/composer David Reilly and business administrator Frances Reilly. She comes from a long line of performers, her grandfather being Tommy Reilly, the world's first classical harmonica player. Growing...

Yeah she's nice... like her eyes!

37. Karina Michel

Producer | Christmas Couples Retreat

Karina Michel is a talented British-American actress and PGA film producer who has made many contributions to the entertainment industry. With a passion for acting, she embarked on her journey at a young age, honing her skills and gaining experience. Additionally, Karina ventured into the world of ...

No too much skeleton cheeks going on!

38. Nikita Ramsey

Actress | Star Trek: Picard

Nikita is an English Actress born in Bournemouth, Dorset now based in Los Angeles. She is known for her role as Piper Williamson in the TV Series 'House of Anubis' on Nickelodeon.

Some of her film work includes 'All About Evil' starring Natasha Lyonne and Thomas Dekker, 'A Haunting at Silver Falls' ...

* Puzzled look * Can't find too much wrong with her.

39. Jade Ramsey

Actress | Gamer

Jade is an English Actress born in Bournemouth, Dorset.

She is most known as Patricia Williamson in the Belgian/American/British Teen Drama Mystery television series of Nickelodeon: House of Anubis.

She has a twin sister, Nikita Ramsay who is also acting.

Her first professional acting job was X-Men 2 ...

Wow twins... Slightly more attractive than her sister.

40. Sarah Jayne Dunn

Actress | Hollyoaks

Sarah Jayne Dunn was born on September 25, 1981 in Leigh, Greater Manchester, England, UK. She is an actress, known for Hollyoaks (1995), The Dark Knight (2008) and Hollyoaks: Movin' On (2001). She has been married to Jonathan Smith since May 2018.

Yeah but mouth is too wide!

41. Sasha Jackson

Actress | Rich Boy, Rich Girl

British actress Sasha Jackson is primarily based in London (whilst also having Los Angeles and Atlanta bases) and travels worldwide for work commitments. Sasha has an EB1 Green Card in recognition of her talent and body of work and is a member of British Equity. Sasha has trained with some of LA's ...

Looking a little vacant but she is nice.

42. Kym Jackson

Actress | The Secrets She Keeps

Kym Jackson was born in Bath, England, UK. Kym is an actor and producer, known for The Secrets She Keeps (2020), S.W.A.T. (2017) and Wish Man (2019). Kym is married to Andrew Steel.

Too skeletal.

43. Alexandra Davies

Actress | X-Men Origins: Wolverine

Alexandra is a graduate of the University of Western Sydney (Theatre Nepean) one of the top competitive acting schools in Australia that accepts only 18 students each year. She graduated in 1998 with a High Distinction average. Her background as an actor has her accomplished with over 350 episodes ...

Yeah she's nice, she's OK.

44. Samantha Glenn

Actress | Nightwing: Prodigal

Samantha Glenn was born on August 11, 1983 in London, England, UK. She is an actress, known for Nightwing: Prodigal (2014), Doctors (2000) and Neverwhere (1996). She has been married to Tommy Campbell since September 4, 2010.

Like Sammy... Nice big eyes. Her sister is probably nicer though.

45. Alix Wilton Regan

Actress | The Wife

Alix Wilton Regan was born in London, England, UK. She is an actress and director, known for The Wife (2017), The Brave (2017) and Assassin's Creed: Origins (2017). She has been married to Adam Lannon since October 28, 2023.

Yeah she is nice. If only she could spell... Alex with an 'I'??

46. Cordelia Bugeja

Actress | King Arthur: Legend of the Sword

Cordelia Bugeja was born in Chichester, West Sussex, England, UK. She is an actress, known for King Arthur: Legend of the Sword (2017), The IT Crowd (2006) and Family Affairs (1997).

I've got the chin thing going on again.

47. Amy Nuttall

Actress | Downton Abbey

Amy Abigail Nuttall is an English actress and singer known for playing Chloe Atkinson in the ITV soap opera Emmerdale from 2000 until 2005, and housemaid Ethel Parks in ITV period drama Downton Abbey. Nuttall was born in Blackburn, Lancashire. She was educated at Bury Grammar School for Girls and ...

Not bad for a read head... A bit of fire!

48. Jenna Coleman

Actress | Victoria

Jenna Coleman is best known for her BAFTA-nominated performance as Clara in 'Doctor Who' and for playing the title role in ITV's Emmy-nominated series 'Victoria'. She was most recently seen in a lead role as Marie-Andrée Leclerc in the dark crime drama 'The Serpent' for BBC and Netflix opposite ...

Moooon Head.. Very spherical.

49. Josie Taylor

Actress | Youth

Josie Taylor was born on April 14, 1983 in Somerset, England, UK. She is an actress, known for Youth (2015), Tamara Drewe (2010) and Doctor Who (2005).

Massive chin again

50. Susy Kane

Actress | Lodge 49

Susy Kane was born on August 27, 1978 in Dorking, Surrey, England, UK. She is an actress and writer, known for Lodge 49 (2018), Stan & Ollie (2018) and Maron (2013).

Tiny lower half of the head - Really Richard?

51. Nicola Posener

Actress | NCIS: Naval Criminal Investigative Service

Nicola Posener was born in London, England, UK. She is an actress, known for NCIS (2003), Secret Invasion (2023) and The Bold and the Beautiful (1987).

She's nice... One of my favorites so far!

52. Billie North

Actress | The Cut

Billie North was born on May 9, 1989 in England, UK. She is an actress and writer, known for The Cut (2009), El Shaddai: Ascension of the Metatron (2011) and Ladders (2015).

She's nice as well

53. Michelle MacErlean

Actress | Abducted

Michelle MacErlean, born in England, is a British actress who owes her striking and versatile appearance to unusual mixed parentage.

After graduating from drama school in London, she went on to develop her craft, training in the 'Meisner Technique' at the Actors Temple London and more recently ...

Eyes are too small. Like little piss holes in the snow.

54. Kirsten Lea

Producer | Walk a Mile in My Pradas

Kirsten Lea was born in London, England and is the daughter of Charlie Lea, who produced and managed actor Anthony Newley, husband of actress Joan Collins.

Kirsten was brought up immersed in the acting profession and first appeared on stage at the tender age of four, when her father invited her to ...

Don't like her.

55. Esmé Bianco

Actress | Game of Thrones

British-born Esmé Bianco is an internationally-acclaimed actress and performer, best-known for her role as "Ros" in the Emmy Award-winning show, Game of Thrones (2011).

Degree-educated in Drama and Theatre Arts at London's Goldsmiths University; Bianco's acting career started with performances in ...

MASSIVE forehead! She looks older than she is.

56. Alana Morshead

Director | Peach Plum Pear

Alana Morshead was born on June 2, 1983 in Reading, Berkshire, England, UK. She is a costume designer and actress, known for Peach Plum Pear (2011), Do Revenge (2022) and Equals (2015).

Yeah she's nice. She'll do.

57. Lucy Evans

Actress | Coronation Street

Lucy Evans was born on September 1, 1985 in England, UK. She is an actress, known for Coronation Street (1960), Mile High (2003) and Beacon77 (2009).

Yeah. Looking a bit cheeky again though.

58. Rebecca Hunter

Actress | Family Affairs

Rebecca Hunter was born on July 12, 1981 in Northampton, Northamptonshire, England, UK. She is an actress, known for Family Affairs (1997), StarStreet (2001) and UGetMe (2003). She has been married to Ryan Smith since October 13, 2007. They have two children.

Where do I recognise her from?? Yeah she's alright.

59. Jaala Pickering

Actress | The Humdrummer

Jaala was born in a small town in Cornwall, England to creative parents. Her father being a successful musician, she always had a love for the arts. She became a dancer at a young age and performed with several companies, but gave this up to go to film school at the age of 19.

After graduating Jaala...

Very odd shaped head. It would just put me off.

60. Alexandra Wescourt

Actress | Bug

Alexandra Wescourt was born on July 12, 1975 in London, England, UK. She is an actress and producer, known for Bug (2002), Ugly Betty (2006) and Brookside (1982).

Yeah she looks quite nice.

61. India Dupré

Producer | Stripped

India was born in Leigh-on-Sea England, about an hour out of London and there lived with her mother, singer BB Dupre and rock and roll pianist father John Denton. At 4 years old a Doctor recommended a move to a warmer climate to cease India's asthma. BB then moved to Australia with India, her ...

Very odd shaped head too, its not the right proportions.

62. Laura Carter

Actress | Emmerdale Farm

Laura Carter was born on September 13, 1985 in Bradford, West Yorkshire, England, UK. She is an actress, known for Emmerdale Farm (1972), Dead Ringer (2018) and The Syndicate (2012).

* Nods in approval * - She looks alright.

63. Tara Leniston

Actress | The Medallion

Tara is the oldest of 4 and spent most of her childhood traveling around the world with her family. At the age of 18, Tara was spotted by Jackie Chan while she was working at Channel V in Hong Kong. The martial arts actor signed Tara to his agency and became the first female westerner he ever took ...

Hmmm yeah bit sort of yeah whatever.

64. Francesca Brown

Actress | Tide of Whispers

Francesca Brown was born on April 23, 1983 in London, England, UK. She is an actress, known for Tide of Whispers (2011), Legacy (2010) and Breathe (2009).

I like Francesca mmmm very nice pictures.

65. Chloë Crampton

Actress | Chastity Bites

Chloë Crampton was born on June 19, 1989 in London, England, UK. She is an actress, known for Chastity Bites (2013), Hollyoaks: The Morning After the Night Before (2009) and Princess Kaiulani (2009).

She looks like she's having a poo.. She's very jawy and spherical head... She's defo making a moon fish.

66. Nicola Mycroft

Actress | Seed of Chucky

Nicola Mycroft was born on May 16, 1982 in Ascot, Surrey, England, UK. She is an actress, known for Seed of Chucky (2004), A Certain Justice (1998) and Casualty (1986).

Hmm yeah she's OK

67. Anneka Svenska

Actress | outTHERE

Anneka Svenska is an actress, UK TV presenter and animal expert, with a 20-year history in TV, theatre and film. She is most famous for her successful Channel 5 cult show outTHERE (2001), which ran for three years. Anneka wrote and hosted this movie show as fictional spoof character "Eden", - a ...

Ooo no I don't like the horse teeth!

68. Inga Brooksby

Actress | Casualty

Inga Brooksby was born on October 29, 1988 in Barnsley, South Yorkshire, England, UK. She is an actress, known for Casualty (1986), Down to Earth (2000) and Doctors (2000).

Your final choice was a man with a massive chin? She only lives up the road too.



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