really bad movies

Why Guy Ritchie?!!!Why??!!!This is just so bad! "tears running down face" I trusted you Guy Ritchie! and you just tore up that trust! I feel sad for anyone who had to witness this crime on film! Bad acting[not the good kind] terrible main star, Putrid script, lame cliche used in every castaway type thing!! It's just so bad!! And i've seen some bad movies, but there's always those few movies that are so bad they deserve there own genre. Ya! that's right! the sh*t genre!

Oh my GOD!!!!! This was reeeaaalllyy stupid. I can't believe there's morons going around calling this Sh*t of a movie, art. One of the biggest wastes of time ever!!I can't believe i'm wasting my time writing about this load of vomit fetish garbage!!

the third and hopefully final, addition to the vomit gore trilogy. I feel like a *beep* idiot knowing I wasted so much time on these movies. Except for the second one, because it was a little less boring then these other two sh*t wads on a disk.

now I watch my fair share in gross movies, but this was wasn't even done right! It's just *beep* disgusting. I actually threw the disc in the garbage when I was done. Boring, stupid, bad acting, really scary choice of starting menu, and not in a good way, it's just the menu With some messed up images from the movie, with the voice of a fat chick saying Feed Me! ya....... Anyways, nothing really redeeming after watching this, just something stupid to get grossed out over. That's all. Not bad enough to be in the sh*t genre, but still close.

This movie defines sh*t!! It's even highly offensive towards you know....Every person who has something to do with the titanic sinking. Being offensive isn't the only reason why it's stupid, I dont mind offensiveness in some cases, but this is just so bad. There are so many reasons why this is bad, so many I don't think theres enough space to write it all. But if you don't think a dog rapping to a mouse it just saved on the titanic that's about to sink is stupid, then by all means watch this movie.

Now I didnt mind the old one, but this is just wrong. Why, out of all the sh*tty movie remakes these people could of chosen, they chose last house on the left! It was just so much more crappier and toned down then the original. Come on people!

same with the last house on the left remake, this just wasn't needed. I feel embarrased knowing i'm in north america with these duchebags who love remaking exploitation movies. I can't even see the originals as exploitation anymore. these remakes are more exploitation then anything ever. Because when you remake a supposed exploitation movie, then advertise it, bragging about how messed up it is even though the originals alot worse, well thats just pathetic...

Now this was really dumb. I wonder what the writer was thinking.... "Oh!I got an idea! How about we make a movie about women having the right to join the army, but make her shave her hair alot shorter then all of the male soldiers hair, yell suck my d*ck at her drill sargent and a bunch of other stuff that just isn't really smart." Now i'm not sexist or anything, but this just wasn't done right for the main idea. If she wants to be accepted into the military as a women, why in the hell is she telling people to suck her d*ck. What? she needs to have a penis to be a woman in the militaty? Or when she shaves her head? ya it's the military, but why is hers so much shorter then all the guy's hair. Basicly it's implying that you need to be like a guy, to be in the military.Wow..... Or how about when she's a POW? She's yelling at her captors and calling them names. Ya, that's smart. I'm pretty sure, no matter how tough you are, when your in the military, they teach you that when you're captured you should do what your told. Or you would be tortured and killed. Bottom line, the whole thing was kinda lame and none enjoyable. Not the worst out there, but still pretty bad.

Ya Juno..I know a lot of people liked this movie and stuff, but I don't even know why. The whole thing was just soooo stupid. Two friends randomely decide to have unprotected sex on a chair. teenage girl get's pregnant, tells her parents, no reaction what so ever, her dad just sais some stupid joke, so then they try to decide what to do with it and blah blah blah. the whole movie is just filled with really stupid attempts at comedy and nothing really else. I swear, I wanted to punch every character in the face. the only interesting characters were the couple who wanted to adopt the baby. To bad they were quickly forgotten so the writers can make more room for sh*tty jokes. The whole thing was just horrible! Some people even compare it to Napolean Dynamite! What! Napolean Dynamite is so much funnier then this sh*it heap of a movie.

I know this isn't a movie, but this is just so bad. I would prefer slitting my wrists then watching this show. It's barely ever funny, it's just really *beep* offensive.And once again I'm gonna say that I don't mind offensive content! But Robot Chicken is only for *beep* who enjoy a montage of celebritys and video game characters being *beep* raped or violated. *beep* you Robot Chicken!! And your sh*tty jokes

I was actually really excited for this movie. all over the cover and back of the dvd case were comments about how gory it was and this and that, but I ended up getting punched in the dissapointment gland! the whole thing is just so bad, terrible acting, barely any gore! and theres no cool looking zombie clowns. theres just a bunch of stupid characters who have nothing to do with each other being complete dumb*ss's. It sucks!!

Why in the world was this movie made!? It was just so vile! I can't believe there's people calling this a masterpiece! Every copy in existence should be destroyed. completely regret ever watching this "movie".