JELIOS Worst Movies
by Jeliosjelios | created - 30 Jan 2014 | updated - 02 Dec 2021 | Publicno particular order, just 0!
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1. Hercules in New York (1970)
G | 92 min | Adventure, Comedy, Fantasy
Hercules is sent to Earth where he finds true love and starts a promising career in the bodybuilder business.
Director: Arthur Allan Seidelman | Stars: Arnold Stang, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Deborah Loomis, James Karen
Votes: 19,602
could be cult but disappointed and close to the worst
2. The People That Time Forgot (1977)
PG | 91 min | Adventure, Sci-Fi
In 1919, a British expedition in the Antarctica region is searching for a lost American explorer and finds a hidden prehistoric world instead.
Director: Kevin Connor | Stars: Patrick Wayne, Doug McClure, Sarah Douglas, Dana Gillespie
Votes: 3,504
3. Return from Witch Mountain (1978)
G | 95 min | Adventure, Family, Fantasy
Tia and Tony visit Los Angeles, but he's quickly kidnapped by an evil scientist, leaving her to desperately search for him.
Director: John Hough | Stars: Bette Davis, Christopher Lee, Kim Richards, Ike Eisenmann
Votes: 5,679
0!, +1 excellent music (Lalo Schiffrin again) and special effect and Christopher Lee.
4. Starcrash (1978)
PG | 92 min | Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi
An outlaw smuggler and her alien companion are recruited by the Emperor of the Galaxy to rescue his son and destroy a secret weapon by the evil Count Zarth Arn.
Director: Luigi Cozzi | Stars: Marjoe Gortner, Caroline Munro, Christopher Plummer, David Hasselhoff
Votes: 7,965
+1 for god (David Hasseloff ^^ )
5. The Sword and the Sorcerer (1982)
R | 99 min | Action, Adventure, Fantasy
A mercenary with a three-bladed sword rediscovers his royal heritage's dangerous future when he is recruited to help a princess foil the designs of a brutal tyrant and a powerful sorcerer in conquering a land.
Director: Albert Pyun | Stars: Lee Horsley, Kathleen Beller, Simon MacCorkindale, George Maharis
Votes: 7,525 | Gross: $39.10M
I was thinking have a great time…..
6. Jaws: The Revenge (1987)
PG-13 | 89 min | Adventure, Horror, Thriller
Chief Brody's widow believes that her family is deliberately being targeted by another shark in search of revenge.
Director: Joseph Sargent | Stars: Lorraine Gary, Lance Guest, Mario Van Peebles, Karen Young
Votes: 49,568 | Gross: $20.76M
useless
7. Masters of the Universe (1987)
PG | 106 min | Action, Adventure, Fantasy
The heroic warrior He-Man battles against the evil lord Skeletor and his armies of darkness for control of Castle Grayskull.
Director: Gary Goddard | Stars: Dolph Lundgren, Frank Langella, Meg Foster, Billy Barty
Votes: 44,313 | Gross: $17.34M
8. Dead Calm (1989)
R | 96 min | Horror, Thriller
After a tragedy, John Ingram and his wife Rae are spending some time isolated at sea, when they come across a stranger who has abandoned a sinking ship.
Director: Phillip Noyce | Stars: Nicole Kidman, Sam Neill, Billy Zane, Rod Mullinar
Votes: 43,708 | Gross: $7.83M
stupid characters
9. Double Dragon (1994)
PG-13 | 96 min | Action, Adventure, Comedy
Two brothers have half of a powerful ancient Chinese talisman. An evil gang leader has the other half, and determines to get the brothers' half and have a complete medallion so he can gain absolute power.
Director: James Yukich | Stars: Robert Patrick, Mark Dacascos, Scott Wolf, Kristina Wagner
Votes: 13,819 | Gross: $2.34M
10. The High Crusade (1994)
100 min | Adventure, Comedy, Sci-Fi
Roland Emmerich (Stargate, Independence Day, and Godzilla) brings you John Rhys-Davies in a Monty Pythonesque tale of a band of Crusaders who find themselves in possession of an Alien ship ... See full summary »
Directors: Klaus Knoesel, Holger Neuhäuser | Stars: John Rhys-Davies, Rick Overton, Michael Des Barres, Catherine Punch
Votes: 650
11. Lawnmower Man 2: Beyond Cyberspace (1995)
PG-13 | 93 min | Action, Sci-Fi, Thriller
They thought they had destroyed him, but the simple gardener-turned-superkiller has found a way to reboot himself in Lawnmower Man 2: Beyond Cyberspace.
Director: Farhad Mann | Stars: Patrick Bergin, Matt Frewer, Austin O'Brien, Ely Pouget
Votes: 10,297 | Gross: $2.41M
12. Daylight (1996)
PG-13 | 114 min | Action, Adventure, Drama
Disaster in a New York tunnel as explosions collapse both ends of it. One hero tries to help the people inside find their way to safety.
Director: Rob Cohen | Stars: Sylvester Stallone, Amy Brenneman, Viggo Mortensen, Dan Hedaya
Votes: 76,746 | Gross: $33.02M
basic disaster film
too much (like often)
formated pop corn movie of 90's
big stupid action
13. Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 (2000)
R | 90 min | Adventure, Fantasy, Horror
A group of tourists arrives in Burkittsville, Maryland after seeing The Blair Witch Project (1999) to explore the mythology and phenomenon, only to come face to face with their own neuroses and possibly the witch herself.
Director: Joe Berlinger | Stars: Jeffrey Donovan, Stephen Barker Turner, Erica Leerhsen, Kurt Loder
Votes: 40,014 | Gross: $26.44M
only for money, money, money,... not the spirit (soul) of the first one
14. Zoolander (2001)
PG-13 | 90 min | Comedy
At the end of his career, a clueless fashion model is brainwashed to kill the Prime Minister of Malaysia.
Director: Ben Stiller | Stars: Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson, Christine Taylor, Will Ferrell
Votes: 291,986 | Gross: $45.17M
15. The Fast and the Furious (2001)
PG-13 | 106 min | Action, Crime, Thriller
Los Angeles police officer Brian O'Conner must decide where his loyalty really lies when he becomes enamored with the street racing world he has been sent undercover to destroy.
Director: Rob Cohen | Stars: Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, Michelle Rodriguez, Jordana Brewster
Votes: 419,688 | Gross: $144.53M
tunning cars+girls to f.. +poor and stupid action,+wonderful formated screenplay (there is a screen play??? OO) = fast and furious! it work...there is a (formated) audiences for that..
16. Rollerball (2002)
PG-13 | 98 min | Action, Sci-Fi, Sport
The big thing in 2005 is a violent sport which can have some pretty serious consequences... like dying.
Director: John McTiernan | Stars: Chris Klein, Jean Reno, LL Cool J, Rebecca Romijn
Votes: 29,680 | Gross: $18.99M
17. Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle (2003)
PG-13 | 106 min | Action, Adventure, Comedy
The Angels investigate a series of murders which occur after the theft of a witness protection profile database.
Director: McG | Stars: Drew Barrymore, Lucy Liu, Cameron Diaz, Bernie Mac
Votes: 133,055 | Gross: $100.83M
stupid, stop please!
18. Son of the Mask (2005)
PG | 94 min | Comedy, Family, Fantasy
Tim Avery, an aspiring cartoonist, finds himself in a predicament when his dog stumbles upon the mask of Loki. Then after conceiving an infant son "born of the mask", he discovers just how looney child raising can be.
Director: Lawrence Guterman | Stars: Jamie Kennedy, Traylor Howard, Alan Cumming, Liam Falconer
Votes: 59,325 | Gross: $17.02M
19. Revolver (2005)
R | 111 min | Action, Crime, Drama
Gambler Jake Green enters into a game with potentially deadly consequences.
Director: Guy Ritchie | Stars: Jason Statham, Ray Liotta, André 3000, Vincent Pastore
Votes: 102,794 | Gross: $0.08M
20. The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift (2006)
PG-13 | 104 min | Action, Crime, Thriller
A teenager becomes a major competitor in the world of drift racing after moving in with his father in Tokyo to avoid a jail sentence in America.
Director: Justin Lin | Stars: Lucas Black, Zachery Ty Bryan, Shad Moss, Damien Marzette
Votes: 300,046 | Gross: $62.51M
tunning cars+girls to f.. +poor and stupid action,+wonderful formated screenplay (there is a screen play??? OO) = fast and furious! it work...there is a (formated) audiences for that..
21. Five Across the Eyes (2006)
Not Rated | 95 min | Horror
The teenagers Isabella, Jamie, Melanie, Caroline and Stephanie are lost in a shortcut they took in their way back home. The inexperienced Bell is driving her mother's van and is worried ... See full summary »
Directors: Greg Swinson, Ryan Thiessen | Stars: Sandra Paduch, Danielle Lilley, Mia Yi, Angela Brunda
Votes: 1,747
really one of the worst! may be the worst! no buz for it, go to the next!
22. Beethoven's Big Break (2008 Video)
PG | 101 min | Comedy, Family
Eddie, a struggling animal trainer and single dad suddenly finds himself the personal wrangler for a large and lovable St. Bernard whose fabulous movie "audition" catapults the dog to ... See full summary »
Director: Mike Elliott | Stars: Jonathan Silverman, Jennifer Finnigan, Moises Arias, Eddie Griffin
Votes: 2,366
23. Battlestar Galactica: The Plan (2009 Video)
Not Rated | 112 min | Action, Adventure, Drama
When the initial Cylon attack against the Twelve Colonies fails to achieve complete extermination of human life as planned, twin Number Ones (Cavils) embedded on Galactica and Caprica must improvise to destroy the human survivors.
Director: Edward James Olmos | Stars: Edward James Olmos, Dean Stockwell, Michael Trucco, Grace Park
Votes: 21,218
+1 for robots and spaceships design and Dean Stockwell
24. Dragonball Evolution (2009)
PG | 85 min | Action, Adventure, Fantasy
The young warrior Son Goku sets out on a quest, racing against time and the vengeful King Piccolo, to collect a set of seven magical orbs that will grant their wielder unlimited power.
Director: James Wong | Stars: Justin Chatwin, James Marsters, Chow Yun-Fat, Emmy Rossum
Votes: 79,383 | Gross: $9.35M
What is it?
O my God!
dragon ball for the new teenagers and kids generation...
dragon pie!
licensed by Akira toryama (...paid before the screen play I think...)
produced by Stephen Chow?? (what's happened?)
25. Jack and the Beanstalk (2009)
G | 94 min | Adventure, Comedy, Family
Jack goes up the beanstalk to rescue a little girl who has been transformed into a harp.
Director: Gary J. Tunnicliffe | Stars: Colin Ford, Chloë Grace Moretz, Christopher Lloyd, Adair Tishler
Votes: 2,081
KIds are so IDIOTS???????
26. Les bidasses s'en vont en guerre (1974)
90 min | Adventure, Comedy, War
Four young soldiers spend most of their army service under punishment for various pranks and jokes.
Director: Claude Zidi | Stars: Jean-Guy Fechner, Gérard Filippelli, Gérard Rinaldi, Jean Sarrus
Votes: 732
27. Thirst for Gold (1993)
81 min | Adventure, Comedy, Crime
Some people will do anything for money, and even more - for gold.
Director: Gérard Oury | Stars: Christian Clavier, Tsilla Chelton, Catherine Jacob, Philippe Khorsand
Votes: 1,083
Gerad Oury? Vladimir Cosma?! This kind of comedy can work with very great actors (like de Funes for example) wasted times
28. La vengeance d'une blonde (1994)
95 min | Comedy
An upstanding provincial reporter becomes presenter of the TV news on a commercial network owned by an influential Italian businessman. He soon outgrows his family and neglects them terribly. Investigating a fascist terrorist cell, the reporter's integrity is called into doubt by the police. Soon after, his jealous wife unleashes her wrath live in TV. It goes from bad to worse until his wife's ... See full summary »
Director: Jeannot Szwarc | Stars: Christian Clavier, Marie-Anne Chazel, Clémentine Célarié, Thierry Lhermitte
Votes: 611 | Gross: $0.06M
29. Le clone (1998)
90 min | Comedy
Thomas is a computer whiz working on a program aimed at curing timidity. The program's host, Leo, is Thomas' alter ego. One night, he decides to see the world for himself and takes over the body of Patrice, the houseworker.
Director: Fabio Conversi | Stars: Elie Semoun, Dieudonné, Smadi Wolfman, Axelle Abbadie
Votes: 254
30. Les 11 commandements (2004)
85 min | Comedy
Michaël, Vincent, Benjamin and their friends meet the God of Jokes who explains to them that the inhabitants laugh less and less. He then entrusts them the mission to perform 11 commands.
Directors: François Desagnat, Thomas Sorriaux, Steven Ada | Stars: Michaël Youn, Vincent Desagnat, Benjamin Morgaine, William Geslin
Votes: 2,599
fake jackass with michael youn and his friends
31. Double zéro (2004)
90 min | Action, Adventure, Comedy
Two spies are undercover to track down a nuclear missile while distracting a vilain trying to get world's domination
Director: Gérard Pirès | Stars: Eric Judor, Ramzy Bedia, Edouard Baer, Georgianna Robertson
Votes: 2,342
32. Lucky Luke and the Daltons (2004)
86 min | Comedy, Western
Four dimwitted brothers try to impress their criminal mother by robbing a bank.
Director: Philippe Haïm | Stars: Eric Judor, Ramzy Bedia, Saïd Serrari, Romain Berger
Votes: 3,716
33. Podium (2004)
95 min | Comedy, Music
Bernand Fréderic is a mediocre bank executive, married, with a son. He used to have another profession: look-a-like of French star Claude François. Now, with the Imitators Gala Night coming... See full summary »
Director: Yann Moix | Stars: Benoît Poelvoorde, Jean-Paul Rouve, Julie Depardieu, Marie Guillard
Votes: 4,428
34. L'antidote (2005)
107 min | Comedy
Jacques-Alain Marty, known as Jam, is the boss of Vladis Entreprises, a large French multi-pole group. Everything works for him, but for the past few weeks, Jam has not been in his normal state.
Director: Vincent De Brus | Stars: Christian Clavier, Jacques Villeret, Agnès Soral, Annie Grégorio
Votes: 1,019
35. French Fried Vacation 3: Friends Forever (2006)
97 min | Comedy
Movie about friends who reunite after 20 years and a lot of things have changed.
Director: Patrice Leconte | Stars: Josiane Balasko, Michel Blanc, Marie-Anne Chazel, Christian Clavier
Votes: 3,614
nul!!!
36. Cabaret Paradis (2006)
98 min | Comedy
Shirley and Dino, a couple of fairground entertainers, buy an old shaggy cabaret, which they desperately try to put back on its feet...
Directors: Corinne Benizio, Gilles Benizio | Stars: Corinne Benizio, Gilles Benizio, Michel Vuillermoz, Christian Hecq
Votes: 83
what a shame! good teaser and humouristics but... something doesn't work, the script maybe, just rewrite it( if you could...)
37. Disco (2008)
103 min | Comedy, Music
Didier Travolta (Franck Dubosc) is a 40-year-old disco music fan who has no job, lives with his mother, and has a son he hasn't seen for a while in Britain. The mother of his son refuses to... See full summary »
Director: Fabien Onteniente | Stars: Franck Dubosc, Emmanuelle Béart, Gérard Depardieu, Samuel Le Bihan
Votes: 1,669
38. Safari (2009)
Not Rated | 98 min | Adventure, Comedy
Tour organizer, Richard Dacier, bites off more than he can chew when he loses at poker to the South African mob. Coming face to face with Africa's cruellest Godfather, Mr. Charles, he is ... See full summary »
Director: Olivier Baroux | Stars: Kad Merad, Lionel Abelanski, Valérie Benguigui, Frédérique Bel
Votes: 1,323
39. Lucky Luke (2009)
Not Rated | 103 min | Adventure, Comedy, Western
Fearless gunslinger Lucky Luke is ordered by the President to bring peace to Daisy Town.
Director: James Huth | Stars: Jean Dujardin, Michaël Youn, Sylvie Testud, Daniel Prévost
Votes: 4,522
pathetic, +1 for set and costumes
40. La première étoile (2009)
90 min | Comedy
Jean-Gabriel, married and father of three, lives odd jobs and spends his time at the local PMU bar. One day, to please his daughter, he quickly promises the whole family to take them on a ski vacation.
Director: Lucien Jean-Baptiste | Stars: Firmine Richard, Lucien Jean-Baptiste, Anne Consigny, Jimmy Woha Woha
Votes: 965
41. Camping 2 (2010)
99 min | Comedy
Arcachon. August. Jean-Pierre Savelli, an employee at the Mutuelles d'Assurances in Clermont-Ferrand, learns that Valérie, his fiancée, wants to take a break. To recharge his batteries and ... See full summary »
Director: Fabien Onteniente | Stars: Franck Dubosc, Mathilde Seigner, Claude Brasseur, Mylène Demongeot
Votes: 1,499
stop please!!
42. The Tuche Family (2011)
Not Rated | 95 min | Comedy
When the Tuche family wins 100 million euros, they will need to be accepted in swanky Monaco whilst staying true to themselves.
Director: Olivier Baroux | Stars: Jean-Paul Rouve, Isabelle Nanty, Claire Nadeau, Théo Fernandez
Votes: 3,903
43. Fiston (2014)
88 min | Comedy
Alex is in love with Sandra since childhood but has never dared approach her.He asks Antoine, a lonely writer to help him seduce her, because in his time he was the only one to conquer the heart of the mother.
Director: Pascal Bourdiaux | Stars: Kev Adams, Franck Dubosc, Nora Arnezeder, Valérie Benguigui
Votes: 1,479
Teenagers are so stupid today????
44. Just Visiting (2001)
PG-13 | 88 min | Adventure, Comedy, Fantasy
A French count is in England to marry the princess. She's killed. A wizard helps him time travel back before the murder - but ends up in Chicago, April 2000. A descendant helps him. Can he return to the 1100s?
Director: Jean-Marie Poiré | Stars: Jean Reno, Christina Applegate, Christian Clavier, Matt Ross
Votes: 20,209 | Gross: $4.78M
No american can translate "Les visiteurs" 1993....Always adapted for american market...useless and not fun film.
45. Vicky and the Treasure of the Gods (2011)
96 min | Action, Adventure, Comedy
Viking village Flake's chief Halvar orders clever, tiny son Wickie to rob a knights convoy. The warriors must take over but fail to see Wickie being abducted with a cargo of Eskimo slaves ... See full summary »
Director: Christian Ditter | Stars: Jonas Hämmerle, Valeria Eisenbart, Waldemar Kobus, Nic Romm
Votes: 1,482
46. Ghostbusters: Answer the Call (2016)
PG-13 | 117 min | Action, Comedy, Fantasy
Following a ghost invasion of Manhattan, paranormal enthusiasts Erin Gilbert and Abby Yates, nuclear engineer Jillian Holtzmann, and subway worker Patty Tolan band together to stop the otherworldly threat.
Director: Paul Feig | Stars: Melissa McCarthy, Kristen Wiig, Kate McKinnon, Leslie Jones
Votes: 246,436 | Gross: $128.34M
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