Some films earn all the accolades they receive. Some will live forever in the hearts and minds of film lovers the world over. Some films inspire creative minds to create their own variations and further enrich the lives of the movie-going public.
This film isn't one of them.
"Track of the Moon Beast" is not simply a bad film - it's a dull and stupid one; one that makes the viewer angry that it's so cheap, so poorly-written and acted and so indifferent-looking when it should be exciting. What a waste.
In fact, the only thing good about it is the way it was so deliciously roasted to a burnt cinder by "Mystery Science Theatre 3000". Mike and the robots made sure no possible arrow was left un-slung at this baddie. And if you insist on watching this movie, do yourself a favor and make it the "MST3K" version. Where else will you learn about "JC Penny HookerWear"?
One more thing: if you watch it at all, you'll no doubt have the song "California Lady" running through your head FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. And that's not a good thing.
No stars for "Track of the Moon Beast". Ten stars, though, for the "MST3K" version.
Wanna hear what goes into a really good Indian stew? Man, so do I.
This film isn't one of them.
"Track of the Moon Beast" is not simply a bad film - it's a dull and stupid one; one that makes the viewer angry that it's so cheap, so poorly-written and acted and so indifferent-looking when it should be exciting. What a waste.
In fact, the only thing good about it is the way it was so deliciously roasted to a burnt cinder by "Mystery Science Theatre 3000". Mike and the robots made sure no possible arrow was left un-slung at this baddie. And if you insist on watching this movie, do yourself a favor and make it the "MST3K" version. Where else will you learn about "JC Penny HookerWear"?
One more thing: if you watch it at all, you'll no doubt have the song "California Lady" running through your head FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. And that's not a good thing.
No stars for "Track of the Moon Beast". Ten stars, though, for the "MST3K" version.
Wanna hear what goes into a really good Indian stew? Man, so do I.