One can only hope that the extraordinarily gifted cast that was gathered to act in this unmitigated mess was well paid for their efforts since this is a flick that they will not want to list on their resumes or tell their children about. This is a horror movie that will truly leave one goggle-eyed and slack jawed with horror at its consummate ineptness. The film simply has no tone, being neither funny nor scary, with back-alley special effects and a script that, from all appearances, was randomly compiled from notes scrawled on the inside of matchbook covers. Without even mentioning the scent of racism that pervades the latter half of the movie there is still plenty for the whole family to dislike. This is simply a ghastly film and other than keeping some pleasant actors employed, there is no justification for its existence.
Review of Modern Vampires
