I'll not let this film take any more of my time except to say this: If you like parodies of bad war films like those featured at the awards in "Naked Gun 3" and "In & Out," watch "Windtalkers." You'll snicker when you're supposed to cry and chortle when the 2-dimensional characters find redemption and/or rid themselves of personal demons. This is the best comedy in years!
Drinking game suggestion: Drink every time you correctly guess the method by which a character will die - don't worry, they're all incredibly predictable; and since almost every character dies, you can get fairly well smashed.
Drinking game suggestion: Drink every time you correctly guess the method by which a character will die - don't worry, they're all incredibly predictable; and since almost every character dies, you can get fairly well smashed.