Pootie Tang (2001)
1/10
Oh my god...it is full of stars...I mean there's...let's see...Chris Rock...wow!
16 August 2002
Ok there are three reasons why I didn't like this movie at all.

One: English isn't my mother tongue so I guess I couldn't possibly get the humor connected with the way Pootie "talks" (I assume he's trying to express something although I couldn't understand a single word he was saying). Zada Tee...HAHAHA Damn that's funny...on second thought though...uhm what the heck does that mean and is this sort of stuff supposed to make me laugh? Well, at least as for me it didn't...not one tiny bit.

Two: I'm not into rap or hip hop or any of the "values" connected with that sort of noise ;) Unfortunately as the movie is solely based on black music I couldn't identify with any of the protagonists, not at all. Plus the jokes are so lame you can hardly take it without having to go to the bathroom at least twice an hour (breaks are needed in order to cope with the idea of having to sit through another bunch of painful not even remotely funny pranks).

Three and most important of all: POOTIE TANG SUCKS...HARD. To be completely honest that's the only thing that came to my mind while watching this utter c**p. If you even consider watching Pootie Tang please do yourself a favor and bang your head against a concrete wall until you've knocked yourself unconcious. That way you've tortured yourself equally merciless...for free.

Thanks for your time...
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