3/10
"jeepers, creepers, where'd you get that crappy plot?"
3 January 2002
It is my love of horror movies that forces my comments on this unworthy piece of trash. It may be, incredibly, the worst horror movie ever made. Like most, I was excited when I began seeing previews that looked like they were showing a good movie, with that enduring song, "jeepers creepers" ( which, by the way, that dang song has always scared me), but unfortunately, this movie just did not deliver. But it is possible that I'm just too hard on this movie. After all, I like decent acting, real-looking special effects, and, oh I don't know, plots, and maybe that's just too much to ask. But I can only tell you that this is the only movie I have ever seriously thought about leaving to see something else. Indeed, I might have left if not for that fact that some of the people who came with me were taking a little nap because it was so bad. I sat through the entire film, first wondering "What's going to happen next?" Then asking, "I wonder why it does that?" "Why does it do that?" "Is there a plot?!" "Why does it look so crappy?!" "Why did I spent six d*** dollars on this crap?!" "Can I get my f***ing money back?!" and finally my friend beside me summed up the whole experience. . . "This is the worst movie I have ever seen . . . and I watched Waterworld."
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