Review of Yamakasi

Yamakasi (2001)
5/10
please, tell me this is not the best they can come with
23 November 2001
Ok, first...Was this supposed to be an action flick? gimme a break!!!. The rest of the world always complain about the hollywood way of making action movies, and you know what? It is ok by me, because they know how to make them. At least if I see Swordfish I won't come out complaining about the lame action scenes it had.

Second, the Yamakasi claimed to be the "Samurai of modern times"...for Christ sakes...that's insulting!!!!!!! I really doubt the Samurai were as stupid, dumb and lame as these bunch of lazebags. Just imagine this, the totally cliched plot of "let's steal from the lousy rich so we can make what we think is right". Just three words to these guys..."Get A Job". That's right, instead of practicing how to jump, get a book!!! who knows...they might get a little brighter.

Third, please (I'm talking to the director)...You think that with only two decent action scenes can make a good movie?!!!!. The plot was offensively stupid...Hey I have a lump in my back (being sarcastic), can you steal from the president so I can get a medicine?!!!!!. The acting was horrible, and the editing was totally implausible, that I couldn't understand sometimes what was going on.

And last, the horrible soundtrack. It's been a long time since I haven't heard such a horrible orchestral music for an "action" movie.

But hey, many people liked taxi, which was another stupid, dumb, idiotic and annoying french "action" movie, so the only thing I can say is...If you were so mediocre enough to like Taxi you will like this one too.
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