1/10
Attack of a Kabuki actor...
16 April 2003
Like the bland characters in this wreck of a film saw the ghost, I saw this movie, and also like them it gave me night terrors. Not because it's scary, but because it is so disturbingly bad.

Maybe I'm spoiled by good horror films like "The Thing" and "Cube", maybe I'm not in this movie's target demographic of 12-13 1/2 year olds, but you know something is wrong when the biggest fright of a horror film is a stagehand throwing a cat on the hood of 2DimensionalLeadGirl's car.

Speaking of characters, I don't believe any "actor" in this film was in one. I could feel their boredom and embarrassment as they delivered flat lines of clunky dialogue.

All in all, it is the worst movie I have ever seen. And I've seen "Thirteen Ghosts".
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