I threw up in my popcorn it was so gross!! and then after the movie was over my girlfriend wouldn't make out with me even though I brushed my teeth. she just kept crying about how she was so sorry. I thought she was talking about me throwing up so I said "well, it's not your fault I threw up, don't be sorry." she kept saying "I'm so sorry" and I said, "well you can make it up to me by making out with me, hey I brushed my teeth," (I really did) and she yelled "not you stupid, Jesus!" and she kept crying and making this snorky noise that she does when she is crying. and kept talking about sin and stuff like that. she felt sorry for Jesus a lot. so did I but man, that was gross, it was worse than freddy or jason or even super troopers. so now my girlfriend won't speak to me and she reads the bible a lot, and now I can't eat popcorn because it makes me nauseous to smell it. thanks for nothing mel.
Review of The Passion of the Christ
