Your reward
1 March 2004
I saw the DVD of this the other night. It is dumb, dumb, dumb, and the red/blue glasses make the film basically unwatchable, but the kid I saw it with loved it.

If you are an adult, your reward for managing to sit through this film is to hear Ricardo Montalban refer to the "Corinthian leather" of his wheelchair. That's it. There is exactly one gag in this film targeted to adults and it comes close to the end.

The rest of it lowers your IQ just for having seen it. Some of the individual scenes were modestly nifty effects showcases, but there is no coherence at all to the plot, and there is uniformly atrocious acting from most of the cast. It's a special effects miracle: the film is 3D, yet utterly flat at the same time! You will be praying for it to be over by the end.
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