If Jiminy Glick was interviewing Martin Short after seeing this movie, it might go something like this:
JG: "Bobby Short ,why did you change your name from Martin?"
MS:"No Bobby Short is someone else. A singer actually. African American. "
JG: "That was going to be my next question. Were you inspired by Jacko to bleach your skin? Do you feel white is the new black?"
MS: "I'm not Bobby Short. I'm Martin Short. I was born Martin Short."
JG:(A patronizing pat on Martin's knee) "Work it out on your own time, dear. Now, about this movie of yours---I JUST LOVED IT. 'Jiminy Glick ' searching his memory-looks down at his cheat-sheet-'In LaLaWood!' It's sad and funny. Bittersweet, without much substance and a threadbare story who's sole purpose is to hang little bits of comic business with a few interviews thrown in. Not a very good movie, BUT I LOVED IT! Bobby, thanks for being yewww."
MS: "It's Martin. You know, I've always wanted to put Jiminy Glick in a feature"
JG:"No time, dear. We have to move on."
JG: "Bobby Short ,why did you change your name from Martin?"
MS:"No Bobby Short is someone else. A singer actually. African American. "
JG: "That was going to be my next question. Were you inspired by Jacko to bleach your skin? Do you feel white is the new black?"
MS: "I'm not Bobby Short. I'm Martin Short. I was born Martin Short."
JG:(A patronizing pat on Martin's knee) "Work it out on your own time, dear. Now, about this movie of yours---I JUST LOVED IT. 'Jiminy Glick ' searching his memory-looks down at his cheat-sheet-'In LaLaWood!' It's sad and funny. Bittersweet, without much substance and a threadbare story who's sole purpose is to hang little bits of comic business with a few interviews thrown in. Not a very good movie, BUT I LOVED IT! Bobby, thanks for being yewww."
MS: "It's Martin. You know, I've always wanted to put Jiminy Glick in a feature"
JG:"No time, dear. We have to move on."