The MST3K boys wouldn't know where to begin with "Children Shouldn't". In fact, this best thing about this little fly-speck is, at least it's not Italian horror.
On the negative side...well, that's just about everything else: bad story, bad acting, bad sound editing (REALLY bad sound editing; what's with all them wolves howling in the background, anyhoo?), and enough stereotypically flamboyant gayness to set the cause of gender-orientation rights back twelve billion years.
The most amazing thing? There seems to be a REMAKE in production. You can never find an Art Quality cop when you need one.
On the negative side...well, that's just about everything else: bad story, bad acting, bad sound editing (REALLY bad sound editing; what's with all them wolves howling in the background, anyhoo?), and enough stereotypically flamboyant gayness to set the cause of gender-orientation rights back twelve billion years.
The most amazing thing? There seems to be a REMAKE in production. You can never find an Art Quality cop when you need one.