South Pacific (2001 TV Movie)
2/10
I'm bleeding out the ears.
15 July 2005
Heresy.

Unmitigated desecration of that which warrants more respect.

Blessed Mary Martin, pray for us.

Aside from quibbles arising from being local and recognising the locations this abomination has two central problems.

1- Harry Connick Jnr. The man is about as charismatic as celery juice. Cable is not a role for his semi comatose croon. The way that he slaughters 'You Have to be Carefully Taught' is a good case for capital punishment.

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2- That it is, as billed, very much a film of the Michener stories. R&H's SP picks up from the stories but the presence of the real war is all but totally removed. In the original libretto the only intrusion of the war into the world on stage is the sound of gunners overhead. My understanding is that this is a very conscious device to increase the drama of LaBeque's 'death' and reappearance, and to lend dramatic urgency to the evacuation. I suspect R&H meant that it should parallel American life during the war, there are disruptions but they are {unless you live in Pearl Harbor} in the outside world and largely filtered back as tales of exotic adventure.

Glenn Close is a fine singer and actor but for Nellee she is simply too old. I can't find a case to age the character so dramatically other than adherence to the Michener stories or... Glenn's ego. Her age messes up the dramatic dynamics and various sexual tensions that serve to deliver the 'message'.

Close's voice sounds unusually reedy here. Bad audio production or she's singing above her comfort zone.

Some of Australia's finest musical theatre performers are confined to one line roles. A great pity, Simon Burke would have made a much better Cable. Angela Toohey did a superb turn as Sally Bowles recently.

I don't think South Pacific will ever work on film- it's too finely balanced between beauty and horror for literal visual interpretation.

Shelve this one with Bette Midler's assault on Gypsy- ideally in a lead box, locked and kept safely from children.
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