Every scene of this film was the near equivalent of a rusted staple being shoved underneath of my fingernails.
Is this what Sandler is reduced to producing? Is this what Schneider is reduced to performing? Watching him unleash his patented bug eyes in yet another dim-witted, poorly scripted piece of toilet-fodder was not unlike watching a hamster running on a wheel for a treat or attention. This is Rob Schneider saying "Look at me! Pat me on the head, everyone! I can do a trick! Can I have my treat now?"
So wretched...I am actually in the process of developing a memory-erasing technology to forget I was ever exposed to this toxic filth. Of course, if I do that, I may inadvertently go and see this rubbish again, and while my mind may not remember the pain, my soul will surely die an agonizing death.
Just writing about it, giving it this much of my time and attention after all it has already taken from me, makes me feel unclean.
I need a shower.
Is this what Sandler is reduced to producing? Is this what Schneider is reduced to performing? Watching him unleash his patented bug eyes in yet another dim-witted, poorly scripted piece of toilet-fodder was not unlike watching a hamster running on a wheel for a treat or attention. This is Rob Schneider saying "Look at me! Pat me on the head, everyone! I can do a trick! Can I have my treat now?"
So wretched...I am actually in the process of developing a memory-erasing technology to forget I was ever exposed to this toxic filth. Of course, if I do that, I may inadvertently go and see this rubbish again, and while my mind may not remember the pain, my soul will surely die an agonizing death.
Just writing about it, giving it this much of my time and attention after all it has already taken from me, makes me feel unclean.
I need a shower.