Moontrap (1988)
2/10
Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeese
9 October 2005
What the heck was that! To quote from a few other reviews:

"the cinematography is good" Do what!? maybe it was the awful copy I saw but the camera work was shaky to say the least. "I really thought the special effects were outstanding" You must have seen a different film to me. When the orbiter is attacked you could almost picture the string being cut on the model!

Leigh Lombardi gets naked

"strangely humorous", yes I smiled openly at how far fetched things got.

Leigh Lombardi gets her kit off

"You just can't help but watch all of "Moontrap"." Must agree wholeheartedly here, I carried on watching in case it got better - it didn't!

Leigh Lombardi disrobed

"Cheesy", Yes, you got that right, it's cheesier than a cheesy thing made out of 100% solid Cheddar!

Leigh Lombardi in the buff

what a waste of 92 minutes of my life - still, I put the laundry on and sorted my socks so my time wasn't entirely wasted.

By the way, did I mention - Leigh Lombardi? Hence 2* and not 1*
3 out of 10 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink

Recently Viewed