First Descent (2005)
1/10
Gnarly!
2 December 2005
This movie is, like, totally rad! Like, totally! I think Porky Pig look-alike and snowboarding muffer Hannah Teter puts it best when she says "...like, whoa, we've never done this before. Like, what if I die up there? Not bugging out about it. But, being like, I don't know. Feeling a little stressed on it. You know, I want to be safe. I still want to learn a lot. I want to learn about back country riding. And I want to progress, you know?" You said it, Hannah! If retards could snowboard I'm sure they'd be in this movie. Hey, wait a minute! Now I get it. Retards can snowboard - and they are in this movie. How wonderfully retarded.
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