A true waste of celluloid. I feel that the makers of this film have robbed me not only of the price of admission, but of about two hours of my life, time that could have been used productively, time that will never be given back to me.
Halfway through the film, the viewer will ask the question, "What is the purpose of this film?" This movie is nothing more than a vehicle for portraying racist stereotypes.
I was going to rate this movie, but that's impossible. There is no way to give a film as bad as "LUMINARIAS" a numerical rating. Nothing, not very small decimals, not zero, not negative numbers, can quantify just how awful this film really is. To do so would render all numbers meaningless. "LUMINARIAS" is so bad that if I were forced, at gun point, to rate it, it would get a score of : Satan Clubbing Newborn Babies to Death out of 100.
Halfway through the film, the viewer will ask the question, "What is the purpose of this film?" This movie is nothing more than a vehicle for portraying racist stereotypes.
I was going to rate this movie, but that's impossible. There is no way to give a film as bad as "LUMINARIAS" a numerical rating. Nothing, not very small decimals, not zero, not negative numbers, can quantify just how awful this film really is. To do so would render all numbers meaningless. "LUMINARIAS" is so bad that if I were forced, at gun point, to rate it, it would get a score of : Satan Clubbing Newborn Babies to Death out of 100.