Review of Mortuary

Mortuary (I) (2005)
2/10
Awful and Boring
25 March 2006
Warning: Spoilers
I'm giving this movie a two only because I like Dan Byrd and I've always liked Denise Crosby, but they are really slumming it with this movie.

The movie is full of old and tired horror clichés. The old story of the poor, deformed, abused kid supposedly murdered but still living....somewhere on the grounds. Beyond that, there wasn't much of a story. A family moves into a falling apart old house with a tiny cemetery on the grounds. The mother is a mortician. A weird crawling black fungus creeps about the house and eventually infects both the living and the dead. But, the movie drags so much, I was ready to stop watching after twenty minutes.

No one but Dan Byrd's character is even likable in this movie. There's not much of a story. And the zombies are so underused, you'll be asking, "what zombies?" Avoid this movie, there's not much to see with it.
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