Look!...Running down your leg....It's brown!....It's a bird!....It's a plane!....No it's 2Fast 2Furious!!!. Spewing soon, into a pair of underpants near you!!.
Yes, this is true Hollywood butt grease exploding from the American cinema fudge crack.
The ugly wings. The flimsy fenders. That annoying exhaust note. The over-sized mufflers. The over-sized egos. These pint-sized cars sound like a retard trying to sing an opera. What am I speaking of? Why the stupid, little, dinky, compact, 4 cylinder cars glorified in this movie of course! This is another excuse to capitalize on the trend of telling people whats cool - stupid characters, no plot (it is important), laughable urban dialog, and mindless action. The only skid marks left by this movie are brown.
Yes, this is true Hollywood butt grease exploding from the American cinema fudge crack.
The ugly wings. The flimsy fenders. That annoying exhaust note. The over-sized mufflers. The over-sized egos. These pint-sized cars sound like a retard trying to sing an opera. What am I speaking of? Why the stupid, little, dinky, compact, 4 cylinder cars glorified in this movie of course! This is another excuse to capitalize on the trend of telling people whats cool - stupid characters, no plot (it is important), laughable urban dialog, and mindless action. The only skid marks left by this movie are brown.