Now, I am a patient man... but this version of Black Dahlia, which I mistook for the Josh Hartnett one, is unwatchable. 'A Crack in the Floor' has been replaced as the worst piece of crap I've ever seen. It has all the production value of a shoestring budget porn. I can't fart loud enough to properly express how monumentally bad this movie is. In fact, I felt a bit insulted that somebody out there found this movie was worth my hard-earned $4.50 to rent. This is just ten kinds of crap. Please don't waste your money on this wipe-out. Don't put money into the hands of someone who would think you're stupid enough to enjoy this movie.
Review of Black Dahlia
