Here's my first question: How much does Ulli make for each of his movies? I would love to know because I'd love to be 'ol Ulli. To get paid for the garbage he puts out is amazing. I would also like to commend the writers of this movie for taking their inspiration from the back of a shampoo bottle. Directions on back of shampoo bottle: Shampoo, Rinse, Repeat. That is all I thought about as a friend and I suffered though our 3rd Ulli gem. Girl comes in. Girl gets slaughtered. Killers drop off body parts. Location shots with a police radio in the background. Detectives poking said body part while others around them talk about...basically nothing. Girl comes in...you get the picture. Don't forget to throw in some back story about the other characters whom you could care less about. One positive thing about this movie is that you can switch between the movie audio and director commentary and not miss a beat of the movie. Not that the commentary is any good. I can't wait for the next movie from the German horror master (I say this with lots of sarcasm). I hear he has another zodiac movie out. I guess he just didn't get it right with his first one "Zodiac Killer".
Review of Black Dahlia
