An incomprehensible mess, Ultra Warrior is far and away the most relentless assault on the senses I have been subjected to in ages.
Key scenes from a barely released 1990 film called WELCOME TO OBLIVION were reedited with footage from God-knows-how-many other films, resulting in the video-exclusive backwash known as ULTRA WARRIOR. It's little more than a string of explosions with a threadbare story about Dack Rambo being sent into a radioactive wasteland to evaluate mining potential, and being drawn into a bloody war between mutants and slave-drivers. This gala of fractional endowments is so imbued with 80s barbarian post-apocalypse cliches that it almost works as a satire of the subgenre.
A painful test of endurance, but surely a badmovie monger's dream, UULTRA WARRIOR is a must-see-to-disbelieve experience. You will *never* mock another movie again.
1/10.
Key scenes from a barely released 1990 film called WELCOME TO OBLIVION were reedited with footage from God-knows-how-many other films, resulting in the video-exclusive backwash known as ULTRA WARRIOR. It's little more than a string of explosions with a threadbare story about Dack Rambo being sent into a radioactive wasteland to evaluate mining potential, and being drawn into a bloody war between mutants and slave-drivers. This gala of fractional endowments is so imbued with 80s barbarian post-apocalypse cliches that it almost works as a satire of the subgenre.
A painful test of endurance, but surely a badmovie monger's dream, UULTRA WARRIOR is a must-see-to-disbelieve experience. You will *never* mock another movie again.
1/10.